Twat Talk 05: Happy Independence Day! (Patreon)

Welcum to Twat Talk! My pussy has googly eyes attached and I'm ready to squirt Truth!

     Gonna be short and sweet, have family showing up today and I am not mentally prepared for that.

     First off, holding myself accountable. Farm took a lot of time because setting up all those crop numbers was intense. It might not seem like a lot, but a lot of research time was spent make those numbers as accurate as possible. So while I won’t include all the research numbers, chapter 2 clocked in at 12.4k. Then it was a mad dash to get Steam 00 and Steam 01 out, but those were published with a few hours to spare! About half the original text remains from 01, but anyone who has rewritten something should know it isn’t easy to comb through text and make sure the new thing matches the new vision. Which I think it does. 1.6k and 8.4k words each. Add in the 4.6k, 5.3k and 4.7k of Becoming Monsters 16, 17 and 18, the total for June is 37k. Not a top score but definitely within my personal goals! Woo!

     I also ordered my first patron exclusive art for y’all. It is a twofer, both Qastael and Thexi from Farm! The artist, the very likable JuankArt decided to start with Thexi and the finished product should be ready to go any day now. Here’s a sneak peek!

     Cannot wait!

     I’m actually hard at work on the next chapter, but I need to keep some of those details secret because it is a guest chapter for another author. Some y’all might be able to guess, to which I politely ask you to keep it in your pants. I got ahold of the author on Friday and hammered an outline out over the next couple days. We are tentatively planning on a co-Patreon release, so don’t worry, y’all be able to read it. Yes, it involves characters from another story and there will be a few things that require knowledge of that person’s work, but I’m making an effort to prop it up as a stand alone story as much as possible so anyone can enjoy it. I’m already 3k into it and it looks like a fun ride. After that will probably be the next Steam and then Farm, depending on my schedule.

     Now for the sad news: Becoming Monsters 19 will be released tomorrow.

…lamentations! The cries of the peasantry demand sustainance!

     Just don’t have time today, in a lot of ways holidays disrupt my schedule because I’m not on my laptop getting stuff done.  In these cases I like to get everything set up on Friday before, but Spouse sprung his 4 day weekend on me last minute and I was frantically finishing up Steam so I couldn’t get everything done.

     July is looking like an exciting month, hope everyone has a fantastic day and an amazing Independence Day!

This has been another vigorous edition of Twat Talk. Queefing Out!