WREStLinG? Summer Slam (Patreon)

This is a more concise review than my usual rambling wrestling tirades for a number of reasons. One being that i barely cared about anything on this show and seeing Logan Paul come out first destroyed what little investment i would have had, so i spent the rest of the evening only occasionally looking up from my switch. 

The other being this event is already old news and i have a million other wrestling things to talk about because wrestling is a world of insanity that never slows down. I've got two dead legends to talk about, a big AEW show, and yet more of Jungle Boy ruining everything good in life. 

We lost the Funker and there's a conspiracy against the Punker. Brody and Bray are doing Wyatt spots in Wrestle-Heaven and im still only halfway through watching this all 17 hours of All In. It's taking me all week just to watch the damn thing and i gotta somehow talk about all that, while also remembering summerslam happened?

Fuck that. Summerslam's not even important this year. No show with Logan Paul on it could be, and there's too much other shit going on. I almost made the journey to be there in person but it's a good thing i didn't or the camera would have caught me in the crowd spacing out and playing Pikmin, and Logan Paul would have gotten mad about it and I'd have had to bitch slap him and send him home with a broken face and everyone would have cheered for me, The Man Who Saved Summerslam, and Triple H would come out and give me a contract on the spot and I'd be more over than LA Knight. Crap maybe i should have gone after all.