Echo-Pod 6: A.I. and Joker Sting (Patreon)

The Artificial Intelligence apocalypse is upon us. But fear not. It's nothing compared to the Genuine Stupidity apocalypse that's been slowly happening all around us for decades. Hell, i've lived through an apocalypse every day of my life, it's called being broke in America and living in the hood. What's one more apocalypse for the pyre? 

There's a content apocalypse going on too. Youtube is just thousands of the same loudmouth annoying cunts spewing shit and trying to cancel each other. Pick your poison, 10,000 of the same stupid fucking call out videos or 10,000 identical essays about how supposedly woke every single movie that comes out is. I'm supposed to care if A.I. replaces that bullshit? 

These clowns are already reading off the same script, crapping out content by conveyer belt, filling the world with soulless, heartless, mindless disposable, despicable flotsom, These are machine men with machine minds, and they've been here a long time before anyone ever uttered the term A.I.

Youtube is such a cesspool it's just about got me watchin sports. I'm going back to the real America and returning to a mind state of normal, non-algorithm driven masculinity. Never talking about my feelings, never analyzing any piece of media beyond whether it sucked and was gay or kicked ass and was okay, and watching people throw balls around instead of listening to any more goofy fucking opinions get vomited up by gormless nu-male keyboard warriors.

From now on I'll just be tuning in to baseball and eating pork rinds like my drunken uncles did in the 90s and their drunken uncles did before them. But there's one sport I'll still never watch, and that's football. Why? Because it's gaytarded, that's why. I shouldn't have to explain it any more than that, but i will, just for you, one guy who requested it.

You know what's a real sport? Wrestling. Bet you weren't expecting that. Who could have guessed today's crap-cast would include me talking about the thing i haven't shut up about for 5 combined minutes in the last 49 years of my life on this planet. It's TNA time and that means one of two things. Either i found the women's volleyball channel, or i finally have an excuse to talk about Joker Sting, aka that weird few months where Sting became the Joker.

If you weren't aware that happened, then there is a world of wacky wonders awaiting you and it's called Total Nonstop Action but also it's called IMPACT Wrestling. One or the other. Maybe both. I still don't know. All I know is IT'S SHOWTIME FOLKS!