Panel-Cast: Hairball and Worldtr33 (Patreon)

Faint of heart, be warned. I got some extra scary comics this time, so hold on to your pants and try not to crap in them. 

First there's Hairball, a terrifying tail of an adorable demon called the common house cat. This little monster gets up to all kinds of mischief. Pooping outside the box, scratching up the couch, killing your parents, sucking out your soul, and of course coofing out hairballs all over the place, yuck. It's all highly relatable for cat owners. 

Worldtr33 is spelled with 3's instead of e's, that's how you know it's a scary sci-fi book about spooky cyber-stuff and computer ghouls. But it's mostly about this big tittied naked chick walking around killing people with her beaver out. So that's pretty rad. 

Then i got some Superman, and some Doom Patrol, and some ninja turtles, cause i always got that stuff. Then some more wacky sci-fi stuff that happens to also be wacky X-Men stuff, and time travel shenanigans with The Thing. Just remember, his dork is made of orange rock like the rest of his body, but that's a superhero secret. Here we get to see what's under those orange rocks, and it's exactly as disgusting as it should be. Yay. 

But don't forget Daredevil and the Punisher, two angry dudes angry at each other while all the same losers are angry at them. These are non-avengers comics featuring the avengers, which means the avengers are huge dorks in them. That's the rules. 

And there ya go, that's your comic slop for the month. Flop around in it. Mop it up into a bucket and then drink the bucket. Slurp it through a straw. Drop it like it's hot. God, life is terrible.