RE8 Bozo Attack (Patreon)

That's right I'm bringing back this one, complete with everyone's favorite big fucking fat-tittied vampire slag. I don't remember what happens in this one but i'm pretty sure it's hilarious. 

All i know is this episode has bozos by the buttload bumbling around the butt-dungeon, and i'm here to blast em full of buck shot and watch their bloody brains get blown all over the brick wall of the big booby bitch's bungalow basement. That was a lot of assey alliteration, i apologize. 

I keep forgetting to post this series, but i really should post it more often because each episode i posts gets us all closer to the big funny scary baby, and we all know that's the part everyone wants to see. This game isn't even that old and already my memory of most of it is fading, but big funny scary baby is the one thing i know i will never, ever forget. It's burned into my brain like a microwaved diaper. I don't know what that even means.

Speaking of big babies this baby boi is getting sweepy. I need a lullaby or else i'll be scared of the night demons. Baby needs a big heaving bosom to suckle on. Big fat fucking giant gazooms. Huge fucking titties. Gigantic melons. Gargantuan El Gigante swinging milk bags. Hooters. Honkers. I should stop writing this before it gets any stupider.