God of War Ragnarok Part 4: More Stupid Vanaheim (Patreon)

God i can't believe i'm still putzing around this hideous filthy fucking swamp. I hope your buckled in for the pulse-pounding excitement of watching me continue to beat my ahead against the never-ending asinine puzzles this god forsaken game keeps throwing at me.

You can't even really call them puzzles, obstacles, hindrances, or time-outs would be a better word. All you ever do in this is walk 5 feet, fight a mob of grumpkins, walk 5 more feet and then stop dead in your tracks to look around the environment for 20 minutes trying to find a stupid fucking brazier to light that someone decided to put up on a cliff no one can reach to open a random chest full of garbage and maybe one apple. Just writing that made me mad. 

I don't even know if i have any of what you'd call "jokes" in this episode. I'm just babbling about random topics because this 40 hour side-quest hunting, cunting swamp section has clearly turned my brain into a useless pile of meat. 

Thankfully my trusted gamer gurl companion joins halfway through to put an end to the floundering fuckness of this boggy slog's tedium, and give me some actual conversation to engage with, since there sure as Hel ain't any to be found with that feckless fool, Freya. 

Good news is next episode of this will at the very least be in a different part of the game so you can have something else to look at besides green jungle-water. Bad news is it's gonna be an Atreus section. So i hope you like watching zoomer high school drama because that's what we get every minute Kratos isn't on screen.