PERFECT FFFUCKING DRAK i mean dark. (Patreon)

Here it is folks the final Endo Jendo Oldschoo nintendo post of the year. Thanks for hanging around and watching my silly crap for another year, i hate making promises but i got my fingers crossed next year will be even cooler. so i hope you keep sticking around and most importantly keep thinking im cool. 

Perfect Dark is like one of the coolest games of all time but would you believe ive never really played it that much? I mean i might have played it at a friends house once or twice or done a weekend rental from blockbuster (lolololol im such a BOOOOOMMERRR millenial SHITHeAD) but it was never a game that i owned or had around me long enough to really sink my little boy loose teeth into. 

How fucked up is that how little boys teeths fall out and bigger ones come in. You ever think about how fucked up that shit was. Your tooth would just start wiggling and fall out of your skull and then youd have this unsightly chris benoit psychopath gap for a few weeks and it was treated like it was perfectly normal. but it didnt feel normal. i still remember the feeling and it sucked and so do you, thats why we all have scary dreams sometimes about our teeth falling out its a traumatic experience that we all went through and thats why the collective unconscious is irreparably traumatized which is why human nature has always been and will always remain inherently fearful and panicked ever since the time of the ancient dudes to the time of the modern you an d me and  even to the future and beyond which is where perfect dark comes from the futuree i mean where it takes place godamn joanna dark is one hot fuckin sexy piece of ass lol run on sentenct. 

Oh boy can you believe im finally playing this masterpiece the 20 year wait was worht it it still kicks asss i love it its a good game alright ENOUGH this post is over i dont give a fucking shit anymore im done typing its 4 miinutes till midnight i gotta trundle out into the outside in my pajama pants and open pink robe holding a wine bottle like a rockstar in a crappy biopic to see the the midnite fucking fireworks. 

Have a happy new year and stay groovy you fucking people. but most of all love me and think im cool ok thank you bye.