God of Oar: Dadnarok (Patreon)

I accomplished fuck all that i wanted to do this month because someone who doesn't respect my time decided to release a new padded-as-fuck 80 hour God of War game. The good news is that i recorded enough of the game that you can experience me slowly realizing i hate everything about it in real time. 

I don't know how much of my opinion i want to spoil by writing here, but basically the story makes no sense and is full of lame CW teeny bopper bullshit written by idiots, every character except Kratos is annoying and stupid and never shuts up, navigation is ass, combat is ass, the game is full of shitty brain-dead puzzles that stop you in your tracks every 5 minutes, the game's too long, the menu's are cluttered and hideous and there's way too much stat based rpg crafting bullshit. It's an overhyped mess and deserves no higher score than a 6/10.  

That's my opinion, but it's a fact that at the very least GOW:R deserves a 10/10 when it comes to annoying the shit out of me, which is good news for you because i've been told i complain funny, and this one gave me a lot to complain about. 

I hope you enjoy taking this very long and increasingly cynical journey with me, by the end of which i am more disgruntled than Kratos on his worst day. But I suppose that might have been true to begin with. 

It's not all bad though, you get a spear later on and that's pretty cool.