No More Heroes 3 (Patreon)

A game so anticipated when it finally came out i forgot to play it. But then i remembered, and what do you know it kicks ass. I would expect nothing less. 

This game has the most insane opening of any game in recent memory. I've played every game in this series and i barely understood any of it, such as Travis's new gundam suit, and the fact that his cat talks now. Yes, technically some of that was probably established in Travis Strikes Again, which i vaguely remember. But that game was a slog and felt like a side game, seeing elements of it brought over into the main series throws me for a loop. 

But whatever, it's still Travis and it's still the product of Suda's demented genius. So you know i'm doing the whole game. I'm gonna be slicin and dicin aliens left and right and probably even some other directions too. I'm a passin assassin and that's how i do. 

I'll have plenty more to say about this game as it goes on, so for now i'll just say... i don't know. Cowabunga or something. no wait, that's ninja turtles. What does Travis say? Oh yeah. 

FUCKHEAD. 

FUCKHEAD. 

FUCKHEAD. 

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Get used to hearing that is what i'm saying.