Piss-Age Fart Poo - Even SMELELIER (Patreon)

I hate this goddamn game so much. Even editing it is a pain because i don't wanna look at it. Don't get me wrong, I'm hilarious, as usual. But that's no comfort to me, I was already there. So aside from saving you from a couple of unholy load times, you're getting this one raw, since i couldn't bear to re-live it 40 times cutting it into highlights. The whole thing is one long lowlight. 

This is the worst game ever created by man or beast. It had to have been made in a wuhan lab by the commie bat who made faux-vid, and this is a faux-vid alright, how could it not be with this terrible foe of a faux-game. 

The only thing scary about this game is knowing that as a pro-content creator i have even more of it to watch back and turn into content, and there's no pros about that, only cons. 

But i ain't complainin

I am just explainin

that playin this game is a mistake, and so im hatin. 

I'm takin

my irritation and my dwindling patience

out on the playstation, that gave me this helly gaynness

my lack of respect for this dreck is warranted

i ain't getting time back, wasted on horrid horror shit

Okay well now i've lapsed 

into composing raps

and rhymes

which i probably should have been doing the whole time

its more fun anyway 

than playing this smelly hallway 

simulator,

with more gay shit than than crash bandicoot has crates

so its makin me a hater. 

i hate. i hate.