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Some ass clown tried arguing with me about breaking bad for 3 hours last night on twitter and I'm still fucking mad. 

People who debate like children and argue wrong is a meme that needs to die. Especially ones who turn around and appropriate my meme that needs to die meme. If I don't respect you, you can't use my catchphrases. That's the law. 

This is a blog about what I've been doing. I've decided that this summer I'm going to start making good videos again and get rich and famous. I think it's about time, i've been putting it off. So fuck it, mark your calenders. 

But first I have to finish up a bunch of projects i've been letting pile up. what a bunch of shit. I'm bored but i gotta finish like a million things before i can do anything fun. 

I'm also trying to beat uncharted 4 but every fucking game is 300 hours long nowadays. It's pretty good i guess. 10/10 

This blog is pointless. 

Things i have to finish this month before my soul can rest in peace

-2 manchild inc vids

-1 horseshoe heaven vid, maybe 2 fuck it i dont know

-one big endless jess vid

- 5 or 6 or 7 comment vids 

-a trillion vlogs

-probably some other stuff. 

After i finish all that stuff im gonna take over the world. 

why am i telling you all this. im revealing all my brilliant secrets. This is what you get being a patron. cool blogs. cool. 

Those fucking anime dweebs challenged me to a rap thing, and i wrote the greatest rap ever made in about 5 minutes. but i have to put off filming it cause i got shit to do this month. 

i watched the first episode of Food Wars and it was cool as shit. 

i also bought like  a million graphic novels that i'll never have time to fucking read. Which reminds me don't buy the new Batgirl it's hipster trash all the characters speak in hashtags and everyone's a fucking pink haired lesbian and for some reason Jim Gordon cant recognize that batgirl is his own fucking daughter even when he's standing 2 feet in front of her face and her costume doesn't even cover her incredibly distinct red hair. i fucking hate it. 

I can't stop buying those shitty funko pop vinyl statues i fucking hate them it's an addiction they're piling up and multiplying like tribbles i fucking hate them its a curse. 

i was gonna lick some fine puss this weekend but i told her don't come over i gotta do shit. i sacrifice so much for me arts. Im hungry. I guess i should beat uncharted 4. 

The end.