LOOK AT ALL THIS COOL STUFF I MADE! (Patreon)

oh for fucks sake i just fucking made this whole post and then it crashed and i lost it all fuck everything fuck me dfjdsfbjdsfbjsdfbf

I MADE A BUNCH OF COOL SHIT AGAIN BECAUSE IM GREAT. WATCH IT. YOUR WELCOME. 

FIRST I YELLED AT A COMIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmCQpFAotkk

THEN I YELLED AT AN IDIOT COMMENTER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uxeWEj7BXA

THEN I YELLED AT A BAGEL OR SOMETHING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzb88rl3FyY

THEN HULK HOGAN YELLED AT GAWKER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4hnz7R4FO0

THEN I HAD TO DO SOME ROUTINE MAINTENANCE ON THE BASEMENT. TAKING CARE OF THE ROBOT INFESTATION, REDIRECTING THE FLOOD, AND MAKING SEX WITH FINE ASS FEMALES .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjJKEGC3nQY

WOW THATS LIKE 5 VIDEOS IM FUCKING AWESOME. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! I ALSO RECORDED SOME COOL SONGS. 

THIS ONE IS A SMOOTH GROOVE FOR THE LADIES

https://soundcloud.com/endlessjess/your-body

AND THIS ONE IS A CULTURALLY SIGNIFICANT PROTEST SONG AGAINST IDIOTS WHO BITCH ABOUT MOVIES. 

https://soundcloud.com/endlessjess/theme-for-star-wars-episode-vii-the-force-awakens

WOW HOLY SHIT SO MUCH CONTENT BUT THATS NOT EVEN ALL OF IT MOTHERFUCKER! THERE'S STILL MORE. I ALSO EDITED THE PROCRASTINATORS PODCAST THIS WEEK HOLY SHIT. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1kh8Xf29OQ

GODDAMN I FUCKING RULE. 

ALSO I HAVE EXCLUSIVE PATREON VIDEOS COMING OUT SOON FOR YOU BADASS 3 DOLLAR AND UP MOTHERFUCKERS HOLY SHIT IM SO GENEROUS. 

OKAY THATS ALL FOR NOW GOODBYE.