Bakin Steaks and Makin Mistakes (Patreon)

I've done it, I've discovered the secret to ultimate content creation. I call it the "Only Do One Take No Matter What" method. Here's how it works, instead of taking forever to get one thing done because i want it done right, i get it done immediately by only recording one take no matter what. So, i record myself playing the game, then i play the footage and start talking over it, and no matter what stupid shit i say, or what errands require my attention, or what horrible disasters interrupt the recording process, i do not stop recording, for any reason, ever. 

I can get so much done with this method, and the results are only slightly an agonizing nightmare. For example, here's about an hour of footage of The Witcher 3. Using my new "whatever happens, happens" philosophy i sat down for a stream of consciousness that was not to be impeded by any bizarre happenings, whatever they may be. I was in the zone. There was nothing that could break my concentration, my dedication to entertaining you.

I think the results speak for themselves. Below is a small preview of just some of the exciting topics discussed in this bold new video. Topics like...

- Poopsicle Party

- The Roach Mating Process

- Silly Horse Names

- delicious tea

- cookin steaks

- meat package

- dropping the tin foil and getting it all crumpled up

- stop texting me

- the only good games are nintendo games cause nintendo games don't have stories

- chocolate almond milk

- my oven's on fire

- some other crap

- no clean forks or knives

- the slow death of the term "Lets Play"

- i can't figure out this stupid boat mission

- its too cold

- i gotta wash a fork and a knife

- the house is on fire

- aaaaahhh

- this fucking sucks

- Dudu

- oh god

- takin a dump

- distant screaming

- broken toilet

- eating steak

- getting an award

- the house is still on fire

...and some other topics i'm sure. I don't know i'm tired of hearing myself.