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Oh crap. I forgot i recorded like a million of these a while back. Remember when these were a thing for a week? Well prepare to relive those glory days with this warm slice of early 2019 nostalgia. 

In addition to this Zelda one, i also recorded a Resident Evil one, some wrestling ones, a music one which i'll never post because the microphone screwed up again and it makes me a rage, an anime one which is mostly just me going "i don't know what the fuck that is" over and over, and a massive one of the hundred supposedly best games of all time or whatever. All pointless and horrible and done to death by 50 million soulless husks on youtube within the first and only 5 minutes of the meme's relevance. But hey, It's a livin.  

If any of those actually sound like something you give a hot dump about seeing, let me know. and i'll either just post the good ones, or dump the whole dumping sack of em here in one big dump. Otherwise they'll go where they truly belong, THE DUMP. 

The problem with this videos is they're too specific to appeal to everybody and too stream-of-consciousness to be of any use as a critique or recommendation. Luckily my consciousness happens to be the only one on this planet that can generally be counted on to go somewhere interesting. Even if it's just me trailblazing completely off topic and babbling about something completely insane for 10 minutes at a time, good. It's either that or staying on topic, which is what everyone else tries to do, and it sucks, so no thank ya. 

Staying on topic is for weaklings. I'd rather be dumb and hilarious than boring and bullshit. So here you go. Have some tasty opinions. There's more where that came from. There's always more opinions. Always more. The opinions will never end. I'm doing my part to keep ejaculating those opinions out of the internet food-nipple because society needs them. We need them to keep from thinking about death. 

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Anonymous

I would listen to the resident evil one

Anonymous

I really wish I could see actual good content from you some day

endlessjess

"Good" content sucks. I've been clear that I don't have the time, ability, or desire right now to create some massive, vain, grandstanding high-brow stink-piece. I'm doing the best i can with what little i have at the moment, and assuming i can achieve some semblance of stability, deciding what i even want to do after that. My tastes may be vastly different than yours at this point. I won't be offended if you don't want to pledge for stuff you don't like, but If you're waiting for a certain kind of content it might be a while.

Anonymous

I'd like to see the 100 games one. And the anime one. And actually all of them if it's possible.

Anonymous

I love you Jess, no homo, the lizard way

Anonymous

Please I would love to heard all of them

Anonymous

id love to see the game one