More Horizon Grumbling (Patreon)

It's the return of the most grumbly-ass lets play series ever. Me. Horizon: Zero Dawn. A match made in a gas station toilet. 

How's everybody doing tonight? Just taking it easy? Working hard? Hardly working? Livin large? Living it up? Living the quiet life? Livin life in the fast lane? Live and let live? Live and let die? Takin a bite out of life? Biting off more than you can chew? Chewin the fat? Fat... being fat. Being a fat cat. Hating mondays. Garfield. Everyone is garfield. Okay i'm glad we've followed that line of thinking to it's logical conclusion.

God, just look at the geek in that thumbnail. Look at that fucking guy. What a dork. What a chump. What a chonksey-honk. What a honkey. What a hipster doofus. What a cock. What a cuck. What a shit. Idiot. Jackass. What a fucking prick. What a dumb shit asshole. What an dumbass shithole. What an ass. What a butthole. What a butt. What a pile of shit. What a mountain of crap. What an ugly human. What a fucking humanoid. What a fucking scumbag. What a dick. What a nerd. 

Fuck. 

Since i did it in the dark souls post, here's the ongoing horizon playlist as well. 

Part 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icKVGzMF5xo

Part 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_RWvp14Mhc

Part 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3cDjp_GOuM

Fuck. What a dork. What a geek. What a shit. What a shitty poopy man. What a poop-ass shit boi. What a turd. What a fuck. What a hell. What a hell i'm in. What a life. What a time to be alive. What a wonderful world. What a way to fuckin eat shit and die. What a day. Whataburger. What a fucking dork.