BBABDODOOK SPOOOOoOOk (Patreon)

Ah crap it's that time of year again, the time of year for for scary spooky bullshit, and nothing exemplifies scary, spooky, and bullshit like that idiot, The Babadook Spook. 

Man i really went full retard in this one and i can almost guarantee it only gets more inane. 

Get ready for Spooktober everyone, all i can say is it's going to be stupid. 

i love you. Babadook Spook might not love you, but i do. He loves nothing. Except for the act of loving nothing, which he takes great pleasure in. Truly he is a contradiction of a man, and a contraceptive of a human being.

IF he is a human being, that is. How many levels of undead-wizard-warlock-zombie-ghoul do you have to be before you cease being able to be called human? A question for philosophers, i guess. And I'm pretty sure if old Babadook Spook were here now he would say

"I'm no philosopher, I'm a Fill-Ass-Of-Four"

...Yeah, I don't know what that means either. Let us pray that we never find out. Quickly, children. Let us all run out into the pumpkin patch and bury our heads in pumpkin guts so that Halloween will pass us by this year and spare us the Duke of Spook's Reign of Madness and Horror.