The Convention with 3 E's (Patreon)

E3 is like a big party, except no one has any fun, and also it's nothing like a party. Every year hundreds of dudes, dudettes, and evil corporations crawl out of the steaming cracks of the earth to congregate in search of precious E's. Inevitably their search leads them here, to the convention that has more E's than anyone. A convention you can enjoy... with the greatest of E's. 

Every character in Kingdom Hearts has a vagina, and much like Donald Duck I plan to sample them all. I don't wear pants and i kill people, so she's not gonna say no. 

Nintendo. The only thing i want to SMASH is Princess Peach. I wanna do SEX with her. She's the ultimate girl. Put Larxene in Smash Bros so i can make them scissor each other.  

Also put Donald Duck in Smash so that little tease, Pikachu can get what's coming to him.