A Zelda Story: Wrong House (Patreon)

Link had gathered all of his supplies and readied his gear. This would be the start of a brand new adventure! With Navi by his side, he set off from Kokri village and into the wilds of Hyrule. After wandering down a lone path for many hours they stumble across a house and decide to knock on the door to ask for directions. The door opens, revealing a lady who is dressed in an apron and flowery dress. She greets them kindly and Navi asks for directions to the nearest Spirit Temple. "It's getting rather dark out. How about you stay the night and leave in the morning?" "No, we'll be fine." "But I insist. Besides, it's very cold out and I don't want you to get sick." Link continued to politely decline the woman, but she grabbed him, pulling him inside, and quickly locks the door. Link takes out his sword and shield, ready for battle. "You best put those toys away. Could poke an eye out with that!" The woman cackles loudly as her whole body is enveloped by a red energy. She reveals her true form, that of a wicked witch, and transforms the house into a giant nursery. A large changing table rises up from the ground, along with a crib and high chair. Link looks around in disbelief as he is dwarfed by all the massive baby furniture. "Come to mommy!" The witch then uses her magic to lift Link up and send him over to the changing table. The warrior can't move a muscle as he is pinned down onto the soft padding. He struggles and wiggles, but barely even moves due to the magic. "Poor baby, let's get a diaper on you before you go pee pee." She summons an oversized pamper and lifts his butt from the table. Next, Link is lowered onto the thick padding and is diapered. The large, bulky diaper is visible under his tunic. "Now my baby needs his num nums. Yes, he does!" The witch comes at the mighty warrior. The blond boy has no recourse and is forced to sit on the witch's lap as she summons a massive baby bottle out of thin air. He tries to keep his mouth shut, but the magic is powerful and the maternal witch forces him to suckered his baba, as she called it. She hums a lullaby while Link drinks the chalky baby formula. Slowly, his eyes get heavy and he falls asleep in the witches arms as she continued to human gently. Many hours later, Link wakes up, surrounded by towering bars. The shadow of the crib is draped over his body and he looks around, slightly confused, but suddenly, he remembers the witch. However, that's not all that grabs his attention. The warrior feels a very wet, soggy diapers around his waist. He tries to get up, but can only crawl. He crawls to the edge of the crib and tries to call for help, but something was in his mouth. It tasted like rubber and had a big bulb. Link feels his face and realizes that he had a pacifier in his mouth! He tries valiantly to spit it out, but no luck, it was stuck in his mouth because of the magic. "I hear someone who is uppie!" Link watches the witch waltz into the room and come over to his crib. She's smiling from ear to ear as she pats his crotch, finding him to be soaked. "Aww, my baby wet hims diapee. Yes, hims did!" "Mmmpphh!" Link was really upset and wanted to yell at this creature and free himself of this infantile imprisonment, but the magic was just too strong. Suddenly, he found himself up in the air and then back on the changing table with splat. The sodden diaper is ripped open and Link feels his privates being wiped slowly and deliberately. He is cleaned all over and taped up into a fresh new "diapee" as the witch calls it. "Okay, baby. Mommy had to go get her friends. Be a big boy for mommy and stay here." Link is lowered to the ground and is forced to play with some toys. It didn't take long for the warrior to notice that he was not only alone, but he also could stand up. He grabs his sword and shield, but also tries to rip off the offensive pamper. However, Navi uses her magic to keep Link from taking it off. Regardless, Link is annoyed, but still frees himself from the terrible nursery and from the witch.