The title is a rip-off I have no regrets.
Themes: Male dominant. Various TFs (Mostly female) Inanimate, Various NSFW scenes.
The day was bright and sunny, but the parking lot was dark and damp. A man held out a wallet as he looked over a book the back of a pickup van held out for him. He only saw two very muscular hairy hands hold out the book with two large eyes in the dark van.