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-This story was determined using random dice, as I currently have no commissions or requests. Why random dice? Because. REASON!

“A superhero arrives”

Cities, they were loud, bright, dirty, and generally obnoxious to Myu. Myu walked along the gray sidewalk, her hooves clipped and clopped with every step. She didn’t wear shoes, she didn’t NEED shoes. She was covered with a purple kimono hiding much of herself underneath except hide covered brown hands, a small C cup bulge, and her short equine muzzle. She blinked her green eyes and brushed her dark brown mane back. Her equine ears were going wild, twisting and turning every which way as they picked up sound after sound, the sound of people, the sound of construction, and cars, oh so many cars. Myu glanced at the street right next to the sidewalk to see what was best described as a never ending slew of cars in both directions, it was like a permanent rush hour, and the cars were barely moving faster than walking speed- except at the stoplights in which case there was a combination of little movement at all, or traffic jams because cars were in the middle of the road, as if they had tried to get across before the light turned red, but they weren’t moving much at all to make it anyways.

It was about the afternoon, but as the smog covered the sun, it made it hard to tell what time it was without looking at a big clock near a bank that flashed “12:06” with a temperature of 90 degrees.

It was…annoying. Myu preferred the country life. The only reason she even came here now and then was for entertainment. Sure, she got some on the farm or in the suburbs, but it was in the city she got REAL entertainment. There wasn’t too much activity on the sidewalk actually- a couple of people here and there, largely what was best described as bums, and very stereotype ones at that.

One man got in Myu’s way though. He had a wide grin on his face, largely toothless, and what few teeth there were had a color that resembled far more yellow or brown than they did white. He had a beard- a gray scruffy one that covered his chin as well as a winter red skullcap that covered his forehead. He had a black leather jacket on too, covering a white t-shirt, though honestly, white was being generous- it looked more of a stained yellow than it was the original white. He had jeans too, largely ripped, and shoes that showed off his lack of socks- it’s not that they were sandals, they were just ripped at the front and showed off dark colored toes and long nails- not that he himself was dark, he was Caucasian. He reeked quite badly too, as if he had just spent the night in a dumpster made out of a used toilet. “Heya Imma loveya causeya pretya ponya.” He spoke quickly, and largely incoherently. 

“Uh…huh…” Myu leaned back, staring at the man with one brow raised. He reeked, he couldn’t speak at all, and worst of all? He was a human! There were three things Myu despised, two of which she made extinct, and the third were humans. “Look. Normally I’d be all ‘let’s play around a bit’ and by that I mean ‘I’m going to make you suffer a living nightmare for my own amusement’ but today I’m kind of pissed off, so I’m just going to create a plot hole, and be on my way, okay?” she held up one lone finger in the air and twirled it in a circle.

A hole appeared under the man, a hole that grew rapidly. It stopped just as quickly as it had started though, big enough to swallow the man- which, the man fell through it almost comically, as if he were in a cartoon and just now realized he was standing over nothing, what’s more he fell too fast to even react in time to do anything. Now, nothing was in Myu’s way except the leftover stench of the man.

“Plot holes.” Myu waved a finger again and the hole sealed up. “One day, I’ll figure out where those things take people. For now? Not my problem.” She smirked a little and went on her way.

Little did Myu know, she was being watched by someone from the building above, a certain someone that was proclaimed to be the super heroine of this city, and she wasn’t going to put up with someone just doing…well, whatever it was Myu did- she made that man vanish somehow, and she was going to pay. The building next to Myu wasn’t particularly tall- two stories. It was enough to hurt anyone who fell from it normally, but not her. The woman jumped from the top of that building a few feet in front of Myu and placed her feet firmly on the ground. She had red shoes with white socks just barely poking out of them and quite exposed slim thin legs. She had blue shorts on though, so at least the parts that needed to be covered were covered. She even had a blue shirt to match, and it hugged her toned body tightly. The muscles underneath her shirt alone showed that they could take most people down with ease, even not a superhero of sorts. She had a stylized S on the center of that shirt too colored in red with a white border, along with a red cape. She had slender, though toned arms and a fairly small face, along with long blonde hair that went down just past her shoulders and blue eyes. The cape fluttered behind her in the breeze, along with her hair, and the sun briefly poked out from the smog to shine on her fair body. “Evildoer- prepare to be smitten by Super Girl!” she said proudly from those ruby red lips.

Myu was practically speechless. Not about the whole superhero thing no, she had dealt with that a few times, it’s actually one thing that made the city fun to visit. Moreso that this super hero was so…well, her words spoke louder than what she thought. “Super Girl? Like the television series? Isn’t that copyright infringement? Hell, you even look kind of like her.”

“No! That’s Supergirl. My name is Super Girl. We’re totally different!” Super Girl stomped her feet and held her arms at her side, those hands quickly turned into fists. Already, this evildoer was annoying her, AND she made people vanish. She couldn’t wait to deal with her.

“You realize when you SAY them aloud, you really can’t tell the difference, right?” Myu crossed her arms with a heavy sigh. Heroes that tried just way too hard were so annoying, much more, uncreative super heroes who couldn’t think of a damn name for themselves. “Why not…Ultra Uterus or Bountiful Boobs…actually that second one wouldn’t work, you’re a B cup at best- hey, B-Boob boob! It’s got great wordplay, cause you have B cups, and you’re a boob, which if you don’t know what that means, it’s another term for stupid!”

“Enough!” the heroine said, stomping her foot again, stomping it so hard that a crack appeared in the sidewalk. The crack quickly grew outwards, going right between Myu’s legs and over to a car on the street. A spike suddenly shot out through that crack underneath the car and sent the car into a spinning spiral in the air before it crash landed back down to Earth in the same spot it launched from- the spike vanished in time thankfully.

Myu watched curiously, noticing the driver was unharmed despite the car pulling a 720 in the air and landing on its top. Heck, the car still looked functional. “And that’s why you wear your seatbelt, kids.” Myu spoke to nobody in particular before turning back to the woman. “Annnyways I’m not dealing with this. Your new name is Baby Boob. You throw fits, and you’re an idiot. Understand? Repeat after me, your name is Baby Boob.” She said, waving a finger in the air.

“Your magic is no good on me you evildoer!” The heroine flew up into the sky and crossed her own arms in front of that B-cup chest Myu commented to her about. “My name is Bab-“ she froze, mid sentence. Her name was…she tried to think of anything, anything outside of the name Myu had just told her, but she just couldn’t. She swore she had another name, no, she KNEW she had another name, but what was that other name? It was as if the thought just…left her. “My name is…no, it isn’t that. What foul trickery are you using, you demon?!” She quickly flew back down, just as fast as she had flown upward.

“I could have altered reality and made you name yourself that. I could have done…actually…” Myu pulled out a rolled up sheet of paper. The paper unfurled to the sidewalk and over to the heroine’s feet. “I could have done that, I could have done that, oh- I SHOULD have done that. Point is, you’re pretty powerless against a pony, you pathetic powerpuff.” She dropped the scroll and shrugged. “But, I’ll entertain you, Baby Boob.”

The heroine gritted her teeth. Half of her wanted to scream at this pony that was NOT her name, but on the other hand? She couldn’t even remember what her original name even was- was it ultra…no, ultra just sounded weird. Super? She thought. It sounded nice, but being ‘super’ just didn’t seem to fit with her, so that couldn’t have been it. “Fine- take this you evil evildoer of evilness!” She tried wordplay of her own and it failed miserably. Regardless, her strength didn’t fail her as she punched that pony in the…chest, and sent the pony flying back. She might not have known her original name, but she was strong, she was powerful, she was…Strong Girl? Well, it made sense, better than the name this horse gave her.

Myu went flying from that punch- the girl indeed had quite the strength to send her flying, and while Myu was a master of magic and a mistress of mayhem, her own physical attributes were nothing to most superheroes. She flew backwards a few feet before landing on the sidewalk and skidding another few feet to the edge of a sidewalk- bumping her head lightly against the door of a car nearby, the driver of that car watched the pair with interest, but Myu expressing none in return to that driver. She groaned and rubbed the back of her head before she stood up and rubbed that equine rear of hers- sliding on hard…anything, was barely any fun, what’s worse? Her clothing had torn back there slightly. Myu often wore nothing underneath that kimono, and today was no exception, so anyone looking behind her got a view of her ass, at least partially through the torn clothing. “So physical.” Myu commented, dusting off her shoulders. “Well, let’s go ahead and figure out what to do with you.” She held her hand into a fist and uncurled that fist a moment later to reveal dice. The dice weren’t normal looking dice, these ones had various pictures on them- the top ones had two skulls with crossbones, as if imitating pirate flags. Myu tossed three dice to the ground in front of her and watched them land. One die landed on what looked like a picture of an egg, one landed on a picture of an ass, and another landed on a picture of a brain. “Alright. That it is.” She snapped her fingers and the dice vanished. “Get your request or commission in so I don’t randomly decide my punishments, kids.” She added, before looking back to the heroine. “Alright, Baby Boob, the dice figured out your change, so that’s exactly what you’re going to get. But first, I think you seem a little irritated. All I did was get rid of some stupid hobo.”

The heroine refused to call herself by that name, even when describing herself, even if that was the only name she could think of herself. “It was a human. A human being, a living creature, you got rid of something that lives and breathes and once existed, that’s totally unforgiveable!” she shouted with an angry glare in her eyes. She was half surprised Myu got up so easily after that punch, but at least she was hit. The woman had her vulnerabilities, she just had to hit a little bit harder.

“Sooo you’re a vegetarian, then? Because if you eat meat, you have to kill in order to survive, you know that right? But even if you eat only vegetables, technically fruit and vegetables grow out from the ground, so some people might consider them living beings. Hell, grass grows and emits a scent when it’s cut that says it’s in danger and not to eat it. Point is, worlds overpopulated, got to kill to survive, whether it’s meat or plants, and now I’m dragging on my topic, but if you want him back so bad, have him.” She snapped her fingers and that ‘plot hole’ reappeared. More specifically, the hole reappeared directly above the heroine. It was quick to grow, and from above it was easy to see that it looked very two dimensional, and yet it spat out that very…well more than two dimensional hobo directly above the heroine.

The heroine was distracted, not just after the appearance of that hole, but the man falling down on her. True, she was powerful enough to punch through buildings and throw cars, but even people appearing above her and falling onto her was startling enough to cause her to fall to the ground with that man on her. The man looked around with wide eyes, as if he had woken up from a nightmare. “Ida tellinya wha- that thar was HORRIFILE with the tenticles anna beasties anna-“

“Get off of me!” The heroine shouted, cutting off the man. She stood up and let the man fall down another few feet onto the ground. “You’re such a-“ she paused. Myu was no longer right in front of her- where did this…this…evildoer go off to? She must have had super speed. Or maybe with magic, more likely teleportation, and that hobo distracted her long enough to miss her vanishing. “Ugh. You are unbelievable, you know that?” she said to that hobo, briefly glancing down at him.

That heroine didn’t have to look far for Myu- Myu just appeared behind her and grabbed her chest directly back there. “You never take your eyes off the ‘villain.’” Myu said with a laugh. “Who knows what…dirty tricks they can pull.” She put ‘Baby Boob’ Myu called her, right between her and that hobo. 

Well, that hobo that stared up at the pair before he quickly pulled a 180. While still on the ground, he crawled away as quickly as those dirty legs took him.

The heroine was strong, strong enough that she knew she could break free from her grasp, but she felt like her strength started to fail her, as if it was being sapped from her very being. It’s not that her strength went towards Myu no. She could feel that strength of hers being…redirected inside of her, though, and sure enough, her struggles were getting her nowhere. “W-what are you…what are you DOING to me?” As much as she struggled, she was able to at least turn to be face to face with Myu. It was then she realized that she was a good foot shorter than the horse and had to look up at the equine with her big baby blue eyes.

“Magic, dear.” Myu explained. “Unfortunately, magic itself is pretty limited on its own; it can only do so much unless you influence it somehow.” She paused, knowing very well this heroine wouldn’t understand a word she was saying, it was like trying to explain how the heroines super powers worked- really there was no clear cut easy way to describe it. “Why don’t I just do this.” She suddenly grabbed the back of the girls head gently, leaned down, and kissed her deeply then and there, despite the heroines obvious struggle to free herself. As Myu kissed, her magic flowed deeper inside the girl, enough to a point where it felt like something was actually physically forming inside of her, just below her gut.

It took a good minute for that heroine to push away successfully, partially because she felt her strength sapped from her, the other part? Because Myu was a REALLY good kisser. She could feel that equine hide brush up against her soft smooth skin and those soft sensual lips. It made it hard to want her to stop, but with what willpower she had, she put her hands on the equine’s head and pushed herself away. “S-stop it and let me go you evil fiend!” She could feel something down below her gut- it was a very strange feeling, it felt like there was almost pressure down there and it made her need to use the bathroom. 

The heroine didn’t wear underwear underneath those shorts of hers; the shorts were just too tight that it felt uncomfortable to wear anything else underneath them. That feeling of pressure pushed down though, down to those shorts. She winced, and moaned lightly as she felt something…wet escape from those pussy lips. It didn’t feel normal though, and she couldn’t help but let go of Myu’s face so she could reach down and feel under there. It felt wet, warm, and a little sticky down at her shorts. She pulled her hand up and revealed a largely clear, but sticking fluid, something she couldn’t even tell what it was.

“Such a little perverted heroine.” Myu said. She let her go, but she still grinned at the poor girl. “Reaching down to touch yourself while fighting a…what did you call it…an evildoer?” Myu grabbed the heroines other hand and moved it down her body too, down just below where the heroines belly button was- and she let the heroine feel a bulge down there that had appeared, a bulge shifting downwards, moreso when Myu gently pushed her hand onto it.

The heroine quickly pulled her hand back. Thankfully, Myu wasn’t holding onto it THAT hard, but she was nervous. She wondered if this…horse, was toying with Baby Bo-she meant…she didn’t even know what she meant with her name. She knew that wasn’t what she was originally called, and that’s all she knew! “It…it’s because you’re doing something d-down…uhn!” She felt a strange pressure, a pressure that gave her a feeling to…push of all things, not from her rear, but from her sex. The sensations felt similar to pushing it out of her rear, instead it was just far more pleasurable because whatever it was, was sliding out of her sex. She felt something push out of there and she couldn’t help but sigh of relief once it was out, but now she felt something in her shorts. She wondered what it could have been…part of her didn’t want to reach down there, but her curiosity got the better of her. That hand that Myu guided down, the clean hand, reached down in there. She felt something hard. She couldn’t help herself but grab it and pull it out of her shorts to reveal an egg- an egg out of all things. Myu had made her lay a simple egg, no bigger than a chickens own egg. “W-what. How could you have done this to me!” She was angry, she was frustrated, and she was flat out embarrassed that she had to reach into her shorts to pull that thing out; her shorts were sticky with whatever that fluid was too. In her fit of her various emotions, she tossed that egg right at Myu.

Myu reached out a single hand and caught the egg- without the girls strength, her throw was quite weak, she pitched like a…okay, the reference was obvious, there. “Like I said, magic. It’s like explaining superpowers, it’s complicated how that crap words. But I can tell you this much, this little egg of yours is special.” Myu opened up her mouth and popped the egg in whole- shell and all. Of course normally digesting raw eggs, let alone with the shell, was something people couldn’t normally do. Myu? She was different. “You not only laid an egg, you laid an egg that was your super strength.” She spoke with a full mouth before swallowing the egg whole. She then flexed her arm and punched the side of a nearby building. With a loud crash, and plenty of dust, the brick wall crumbled before the equines punch. Sure Myu was strong before, but not THAT strong. Now, she had the strength of, well, a super hero. “Let’s see…I think I saw you fly up, too, correct? Let’s get rid of that super power next. Can’t have you running…okay…flying away from me.” Myu pulled her arm back and glanced at her fingers. “Dusty dusty dusty. That’s why I don’t punch buildings.

The heroine was…speechless. She was no longer so super, but Myu had a power now! It was…she couldn’t believe it. She didn’t know how to deal with this equine woman, and she wanted her own ability to fly, too? No. Get away!” She flew up in the air and flew in the opposite direction as fast as her flying powers could take her. She didn’t have super speed, but as far as her flying speed went? It was about as fast as a runners own speed, but without the worry of needing to turn. She could just fly in an upwards way. She’d have to find out more about this equine and then get back to her. She didn’t know what she was going to do about her strength, but she’d get that back eventually, she just HAD to. She flew higher and higher until she got on top of a skyscraper. She wasn’t particular to the details of the skyscraper, about 60 floors. The top of it had a fence surrounding the outer rim of the roof, but she just flew over the fence and then down on the top of that roof. She panted heavily and turned down to where she had flown away from, too far to see anything but cars down there now. She sighed heavily and turned back to see the entrance to the roof as well as two big giant metal boxes, one for electricity and one for air conditioning. “Away…away from that…that damn horse.” She said to herself.

“Well now I wouldn’t say that.” A…very familiar voice said, coming right next to the heroine- out of eyesight, but well within earshot- like she was right next to the heroine.

The heroine’s heart felt like it stopped. Her eyes widened and she slowly turned to her side to see Myu! She jumped back and quickly moved backwards against the fence. “H-HOW? That’s physically impossible! How did you get here?! You didn’t follow me, you couldn’t have! You can’t fly!” This equine was defying so many laws, laws that not even a super hero was capable of having. “You’re not real, you can’t be!”

“You never watched old cartoons, have you? Those creatures pop up all the time….hell I remember one time they locked the guy up in a safe, wrapped chains around the safe, boarded it up, put it in cement, and then tossed it into the sea. The guy that was in the safe came back not a moment later after the other person got home. Point being, I’m not the first being to do this. I won’t be the last.” Myu explained casually. “Anyways. It looks like you have super flight, Baby Boob, so I’ll be taking that, too.” She approached the heroine, who just seemed too afraid to even remember her flight. Much like Myu did the first time, she hugged her tightly with one hand wrapped around her waist and kissed her deeply.

The heroine only THEN remembered her ability to fly after she was kissed. She was able to break free easily, but she felt another pressure down between her legs. “N-no…you…you bastard!” She raised one arm up and clenched it into a fist. She tried to fly upwards, but all she could get was a jump of about a foot off the ground before she landed back down. She wanted to cry, but when she looked down past her tits, she saw that bulge forming just above her crotch again, approaching her own sex. It felt like it was going in slow motion; she could feel that pressure getting tighter down there. The pressure got so bad she just couldn’t contain herself and she felt her shorts get even wetter once again, but with the familiar sticky clear fluids that said she was going to lay an egg. She couldn’t help herself, she pulled down those shorts to her knees to reveal that shaven small cunt of hers and let Myu watch.

That egg slowly pushed down into the heroine’s cunt, creating a noticeable bulge. The bulge slowly pushed downwards inch by inch as a white egg came into view from the inside of her sex, slowly emerging outwards. With a small grunt, moan, and a push, the heroine pushed out the egg. The egg fell a few inches before it fell into those pulled down shorts and rolled to her thigh. “F-fuck…” she mumbled. She didn’t want to admit it, but it felt…GOOD to lay those eggs.

“You’re beginning to enjoy that I see.” Myu reached forward to the heroine while she was stuck in her…well nearly blissful state. She grabbed the egg and devoured it whole once more, a bulge of her own appearing in her neck as she swallowed the egg. “Well, I wanted you to lay only one more egg, but tell ya what, we’ll make you lay…a hundred more of them, one after another…and with every egg, you’ll lose that intelligence of yours until you’re nothing but a REAL Baby Boob.” She chuckled. “I’ll leave you bladder control though unlike most babies…maybe I’ll do something like that next time.” She gave the heroine another kiss on the lips before the girl could react.

The heroine just felt…out of it. She couldn’t describe how she really felt other than joyful. She WANTED to lay more eggs, loathe as she was to admit it. Feeling Myu’s kiss, and doing nothing to stop it, she then felt the magic flow through her body. It felt like her own brain drained downwards, drained little by little, while she could feel her belly rumble, creating another egg for her to lie. “F-fine…” she said quietly. “Fine…”

“Oh, I don’t need your intelligence either, so we’ll just let those eggs shatter REALLY easily. Get some yolk in those shorts.” Myu said with a grin. She didn’t care about some girls intelligence- better she just lie out her intelligence in eggs, and have those eggs break into nothing but yolk, and left to rot. “Now, before I head out, what’s your name?”

The heroine wanted to protest, but she felt the orgasmic pressure approaching her cunt again as another bulge appeared. “M-my name…” she said quietly. She could have only thought of one name the entire time when she was with Myu, and now with her intelligence draining into nothing but eggs, what point was there in hiding it? “My name is…B-Baby…” she grit her teeth as that egg pushed out of her cunt, landing in her shorts and, to Myu’s word, shattering then and there. The egg broke and left nothing more than yolk down at those pulled down shorts, dripping down slowly. “Baby Boob!” She moaned out.

Myu gave her one kiss on the cheek “And don’t you forget it.” She said before taking up to the air and flying away, using the heroine’s own stolen super powers for her own. Now Myu was not only magical, but super, too!

…at least until next time she’d appear to have fun in which case she’d just be her normal self again. She didn’t want to explain things. Cartoons never had to, why the hell she should have. “And so, our heroine Baby Boob is stuck there to lay a hundred eggs- but hey, she’ll have an easier life!” She paused. “Hopefully someone finds her on the roof since she can’t fly and she’ll be too stupid to work doors. Eh. She’ll be fine. Cartoons and comic books with this sort of dark ending crap always turn out fine in the next issue.”

Baby Boob in the meantime? She put her hands on the roof while bending her knees, almost in a sort of crab walk. Her shorts were held up high in the air by her knees as her cunt pushed out egg after egg in succession. Each egg she pushed out fell down and cracked open immediately, one after another on top of another. At first, Baby Boob thought she could devour those eggs, maybe get her intelligence back in the same manner Myu got her super powers, but then again? With every egg she laid, it became harder to remember why exactly she wanted to eat them. Well, she might get hungry maybe…she shivered as she pushed out another egg, she slowly got into the rhythm and moved her hips in timing with each egg. Maybe she could just…no; she wasn’t a super hero she thought, her name was Baby Boob and…well, that’s all she was able to really remember. “Egg…yolk…no need…need…lay…more.” She said quietly to herself. She was stuck like this until she laid all of those eggs. Baby Boob didn’t know what would happen after she was finished, but her intelligence, at least her rapidly declining intelligence, didn’t care. Who cared about the future? Who cared about the world? She was Baby Boob. She laid eggs…and she loved every single moment of it.