LGR - My First Keyboard (It's Peanut Butter-Proof!) (Patreon)

It's peanut butter proof! And syrup proof. And milk proof too, kinda.

Yes it's the Kidtech My First Keyboard, hitting the market in 1994 after a toddler named Troy ruined his family's computer by banging on the keyboard, apparently.

Sure it's just a colorful membrane keyboard with a bunch of missing keys and some basic input lockout features. But whatever man, it's PEANUT BUTTER-PROOF.