Meet Detective SAM (Audio Clip) (Patreon)

Detective Samantha (AKA - Detective SAM) - is a 50 year old woman who is about 6 feet tall and weighs 210 pounds. She has been on the Planetary Protection Force for about six years. During the first year on the force, she quickly climb the ranks and achieved elite status awards to become the great Detective that she is today. During her second year, she bumped into Detective B, who was struggling at the time to close a case. She took Detective B under her wing and trained her to hunt down space aliens by using her farts. The funny story about Detective SAM is that she is NOT Detective B’s boss, but her peer. Detective B just has great respect for Detective SAM so she calls her “boss.” Detective SAM is not the female you want to mess with as she is very disciplined and very strict. Detective SAM always gets what she wants due to her strength, size, and the way that she dominates others. She has a very dry sense of humor, but can be playful at times, especially when it comes to humiliating her subject(s). The Planetary Protection Force is lucky to have Detective SAM on the team however, there is some missing information on her documents upon her arriving at the agency 6 years ago.