Will They Confiscate My 2x4s ? (Patreon)

Will They Confiscate My 2x4s ?

Sooner or later they're coming for your wood. We all knew it would happen. The question is how will they do it? Are they coming to the front door to confiscate your 2x4s? What seemed implausible is now contemplated by all 2x4 owners. All those who work with wood are concerned. And they should be. The fact is you have the right to wood. Specifically a well cut 2x4. You might be jealous of the one I show you here by the way; granted it's a 1st Cool piece but it's awesome. Our wise forefathers knew this too. You can do a lot of good with a 2x4. And in the wrong hands, maybe some bad. And that's why they want yours. Like any potentially "dangerous" thing, a 2x4 wielded with ill intent can be hurtful. Just ask Tommy Boy. But you've spent a lot of time and money getting your 2x4s. Is it right they should just come and take them away? Of course not. So in this satire piece I'll give you my answer is and how that "wood" happen. I'll provide an original, illuminating "cost analysis" of what such an operation would realize very quickly. Hey you're responsible 2x4 owner and so am I. It's not right you should be punished for the actions of a tiny minority of wood abusers.