Elf and Safty inspector (Patreon)

Now unfortunately with the recent ruling in favour of the DMA (Dungeon Minion Association) we have to comply with an Elf and Safety inspection to ensure your dungeon is a safe and fun working environment ... 

So much for the days of minions being minions... 

I should warn you not to attempt to tamper, assassinate, dominate or otherwise interfere in his work. As he will report back to the DMA even after death that you are an unfit dungeon master and should have your title rescinded, and your dungeon turned over to the minions union.

Lucky for you, we have a good working relationship with the DMA, so we will do our best to ensure your dungeon is up to code. 

*DM notes – honestly, I would set up a dungeon crawl where they are being tested say for a licence and just have this guy follow around your players as they dungeon crawl, making a total pain of him self.