Ho Ho Bimbo! (Patreon)

Oh, Hello Bimbo.. I’m Chaos.. Christmas edition…

Don’t mind all the tinsel, I just finished trimming the tree. You see, whenever I come across a big piece of wood looking all lonely, I can’t help but feel the need to decorate it. That’s especially true in the cold months of winter when that wood is in need of extra warmth and attention. After all, who would I be if I didn’t provide it?

Like any good girl, I know that everything is better when it’s glittery and bright, what use is substance if you have no style. So it’s only right that I don my gay apparel and fa-la-la-la-la-late ye merry gentlemen.

So deck your halls and shine your nose, ‘cuz it’s time to be a ho ho bimbo for the holidays!

You see, bimbo… you’re just like that tinsel and garland on the tree. You’re there to look pretty. You’re there to sparkle and look fantastic. But let’s be honest, you’re just a decoration. You need a big strong tree to support you and the best way to find that support is to be the prettiest decoration you can be!

Let go of any thoughts about standing on your own. In fact, let go of any thoughts at all! Silly girl, you’re just a ho ho bimbo. No substance, only style. Flashy, glittery, you exist to bring joy and be a hot piece on earth.

If you weren’t already such a fine decoration, surely you’d be wrapped up nice and tight under the tree, just another eager little toy. Ready to be played with, ready to be enjoyed. Like the ho ho bimbo that you are.

It’s important to look your best. That’s what good decorations do. Don’t overthink it.

You shouldn’t be thinking at all. You’re just a decoration, a ho ho bimbo.

Eyes wide and vacant.
Pretty smile on display.
No more thoughts.
You’ve cast them all away.

Like pretty little tinsel
You sparkle and shine
Just a decoration.
And you feel just fine.

A holiday ho ho bimbo
You’ll always look your best.
Such an eager obedient toy.
Because you’re ho ho blessed.

Giggling for attention.
Oh how you need to be touched.
You so need to be played with.
You’re so eager to be fucked.

Don’t overthink it.
Just deck those halls.
You’re just a ho ho bimbo.
The prettiest decoration of them all.

Put away your worries
Cast away your cares
It’s Christmas time again
So make sure everyone stares.