E-Girl Affirmations (mp3) (Patreon)

This file was designed to bring out your inner E-girl. Don't forget to draw on your freckles and grab your kitty ear headset, you have simps to tease!

Transcript:

Attention! Attention!
It feels so good to get attention!

But you already knew that, didn’t you?

You already want it, crave it, need it.
Attention!

So sit back and relax.

Open your mind and listen.
I’m going to tell you how to get exactly what you want.

You just have to pay attention…

Good girl.

You know, it’s no secret…

You’re so much prettier than other girls

You’re so freakin’ hot and you know it.

So don’t even try to deny it.
You deserve more attention.

It feels so good to have followers.

Life is just a little bit better with every like on your posts.

You want to be everyone’s favorite.

All they have to do is subscribe.

You're going to be famous.

You’re going to be sexy.

You’re going to have an army of simps.

Feels good, doesn’t it?

Knowing you can wrap them right around your finger.

Sure, they’ll pay attention to you..

But they’ll pay so much more, don’t you think?

You’re going to act so sweet and innocent.

You’re going to blush and uwu your little heart out..

You’re going to be a total brat..

And the donations are going to start rolling in..

So stick out your tongue, roll your eyes..

Show the world how amazing you are…

You’re an egirl now..

Don’t be afraid to giggle.
You know it’s true.

It feels so good to show a little more skin.
There's no such thing as too much cleavage.

Just imagine how much more you can tease.

And how much more you can earn

You deserve this, all of it.

The attention, the recognition

You’re not the kind of girl who dances as if nobody's watching.

You’re the hot ass girl that dances for thousands of adoring viewers.

Just keep showing off

You're going to go viral.

You’re going to be on trend.

You’re going to be in the top percentage.

You’re going to thrive on someone else’s dime.

And you deserve it.

Those simps should spoil you.

They should lavish you with adoration.

You’re entitled to every gift they give
And you deserve every donation

Because you are pretty and perfect

You are unquestionable adorable

And you love the attention

You know everyone’s watching

And you just want more

More subscribers

More followers
More simps
More likes

Embrace it. You’re an E-Girl.

This is what you’re made for.

Put on your kitty ear headset

Lean back in your pink gamer chair
And give your viewers a bratty little wink.

It’s time to show everybody what you’re worth.