The ABCs of Being a Slut (mp3) (Patreon)

A change in mindset begins with understanding the fundamentals and of course there is nothing more fundamental than your ABCs! Listen, learn. Become a better slut today!

Transcript:

A is for Airheads,
Airheads are amazing.

B is if for Bimbos,
Cuz bimbos are better.

C is for Cunts,
Cunts are so cute!

D is for Dicks,
Because of course it fucking is…

E is for ecstasy
Ecstasy is essential (at least that's what the nice boy at the club told me)

F is for fucking,
Fucking is a fantastic way to spend your free time.

G is for giving head,
Giving head is a great way to get what you want.. Just be a good girl and swallow.

H is for hard cocks
Hard cocks make you happy, so of course they’re going to get mentioned more than once.

I is for intelligence, eww
Intelligence isn’t important

J is for jiggling.
Jiggling is just adorable

K is for Kink
Kink is kinda why you’re listening to this..

L is for lovemaking..
Just kidding, it’s totally just lust.

M is for mommy milkers,
Because everyone loves big tits, right? Mooooo.

N is for no.
No is a really hard word to say…

O is for orgasm.
Orgasm is the only thing that matters.

P is for Penis
Penis is so precious, it gets mentioned a lot in this file.

Q is for quickies
Quickies make you sticky… or something..

R is for restraints
Restraints are really comfy after daddy makes you wear them for awhile

S is for Stupid
Stupid makes you sexy! But you knew that already, didn’t you?

T is for Titties
Titties make the best toys!

U is a slut…
Cuz U is.. Ummm….

V is for vaginal penetration
Vaginal penetration is like a totally smart sounding way to say fucking…

W is for whatever
Whatever is what you’re down for…

X is in some way related to E
But we’ll just keep that between U and ME…

Y is for Yummy..
Because I needed another reason to think of boy parts again..

Z is a really hard letter to find sexy words for…
Uhh… Zee bimbos… Zed bimbos if you're English..

Now you know your A, B, C’s…
Go find a boy to fuck.