Arryn and the Dumbest Dare (Patreon)

Someone dared Arryn to lick a metal pole in the thick of this Tundra Ocean we call a blanket of snow. He was defiant at first but once he was called a chicken, he decided to do it and... well, his tongue got stuck.

Not to worry though. The ones who dared him to do it are here to humiliate him further by using a fishing line to yank down his pants as they walk away, leaving him exposed in his Spider-Man briefs for all who pass by to see. Hopefully, he gets unstuck in time for Christmas.