Allister's Haunting Hanging Wedgie (Patreon)

Allister went up against someone super confident today. He challenged Allister with the stipulation that the loser would face a terrible humiliation at the end of it. Allister tried to argue that losing would be humiliation enough but the challenger disagreed. They did battle and then Allister lost. All his ghost Pokemon got the piss beaten out of them. Before he could even say anything, Allister was pantsed and given a tremendous wedgie before being hung from the tree. As he hung there under the dark, stormy clouds he screamed out his battle cry of defeat into the open air.

The big twist? That challenger was YOU!