Naruto Shippuden: Fanboy From the Mist - Chapter 6: Beaten By Literal Babies (Patreon)

The daycare has never been as lively as it was on this day.

“WAAAAAAUGH! OOUHF!” Konohamaru wailed like a baby as he was being cradled by the daycare assistant before a pacifier was shoved into his mouth. Finally, he was silenced and ready for his change.
 

Konohamaru was laid out onto the changing table, flailing his arms and legs about as the torrent of daycare kids looked on with intense glares and stares of interest. This guy didn’t look like a baby or even one of them. He looked like he was some sort of ninja.

Technically they were right but at this point, he might as well have not been.

Konohamaru had his pants and tighty whities stripped off and dropped into a droopy wet pile on the floor. His glistening naked front was now exposed in front of all these children. 

“Whoa! It’s super tiny!”

“It’s like a baby’s thingie.”

“Nah… my baby brother’s got a bigger one than that!”

Konohamaru was blushing and sucking hard on the pacifier now. The comments from these toddlers reached his ears and made his face flare up. He tried to think happy thoughts. He tried to think of something that would make him feel better.

The only thing that was coming to mind though was how quickly his bladder was filling up yet again. Those diuretics that he bought were way too strong! The effects weren’t going away, it was getting worse!

How though? They were only supposed to last a couple of hours. The only possible way it could be continuing on this long would be if it were in the system of an actual baby…!

Konohamaru teared up a bit as he felt his butt get raised and then wiped down. His reddened face got even redder and he tried his best to keep from getting all excited down there from the soft touch. He managed to succeed, but just barely, as his bottom was laid onto the unfolded diaper with prints of Disney Princesses on it. 

He wanted a different choice in diaper but, obviously, he wasn’t going to get it. The diaper was taped on and his front was patted down after a powdering that wafted it everywhere and made him sneeze.

With that, his legs were lowered and his arms were raised so that he’d get a nice little blue onesie put on him. Konohamaru kept sucking on the pacifier, hoping in vain that it would make him feel better.

It wasn’t working. His bladder ached and now he was just wishing someone would come in and knock him senseless.

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Naruto wasn’t faring any better at the moment.

The blonde ninja was seething with rage and shaking with second hand embarrassment as he overheard Konohamaru’s diaper change going on in the other room.

The male care taker who had taken him in was standing before Naruto, trying to straighten out the baby bonnet that had been tied to his head. Naruto all but shrieked at the man for doing this.

“What do you think you’re doing?!” Naruto asked. “I already told you, this was a mistake!” He shouted at the man again. He couldn’t fathom why this dude wasn’t listening to him.

He had tried to explain this all throughout Naruto’s re-diapering and re-dressing too. The diaper that Tabe had put on him hadn’t lasted very long. It was funny seeing him holding himself and squirming when he was brought into the room. It was even funnier when he made a dumb smiling face of relaxation and content when he ended up flooding the diaper.

Afterward he had to go through the same thing that Konohamaru was going through right now. The kids made the same comments about how tiny his wee wee was and how it didn’t even look like it’d reach the size of an actual baby. He protested and claimed they were exaggerating, as one were to do in that situation, but deep down he couldn’t help but examine himself over and over, praying it wasn’t AS pathetic as that.

Now he had on an orange onesie and a baby blue bonnet with a pacifier on a string around his neck. He had been carried over to the play pen and tossed into it like a sack of potatoes, wailing his mouth off at the man, demanding an explanation.

As it stood, this still made no real sense. 

No one just came to a school and took people away to a daycare on the request of a guy who they thought wanted to indulge in a fetish. Even if Naruto was the village hero and his opinion was valued more than most, surely they didn’t think it made sense to be THIS accommodating to him right?

“Look, I know you think I WANT this because I called you over and said to take the one acting the most babyish to a daycare… I’m sorry I did that first of all. I should have just told you that it was Tabe I was talking about.” Naruto tried his best to calmly explain.

The man stood with a brow raised and his foot tapping.

“I’m just… not into this stuff! Really! It wasn’t a trick to make you think I wanted to be here!” Naruto blushed, feeling stupid that this misunderstanding was taken so seriously. He gripped the edge of the playpen and shook his butt about in a pleading motion, which made the literal babies in the crib, giggle and point at the big kid’s funny looking, swishing booty.

“You wanted Tabe to be taken here? Is that so…?” The man stated with his arms crossed. “Well than, I guess the rumors were true.”

“Huh…?” Naruto looked confused.

“Sorry Naruto, but Tabe actually contacted me first.” The daycare man stated, lightly smiling.

Naruto almost crapped himself.

“WHAT?!” The blond ninja shouted with intense rage plastered across his face. The nerve of that…! Wait, how?! When? WHY?!

“Tabe called up my daycare center and explained to me that you and Konohamaru were going to be spending some time here after today. When I asked him why he told me it was because he was sure that you two were plotting to get him thrown in here as revenge for what happened at the restaurant.” The man explained.

Naruto’s eyes were as wide as saucers now. He felt like he really was about to just take a frustrated dump right there. 

“Y…You mean… the people… in the village know about… the…” Naruto stammered.

“It was just a rumor.” The man kept explaining. “However, it seems like your actions here have proven it true. There were a lot of people who saw it happen so verifying it wouldn’t be hard normally. It’s just that a lot of people had doubts since you were the village hero. I’m personally rather appalled by your behavior.”

It was at that time that Konohamaru was brought over, swishing his fists about and crying in anger before the other male worker, dropped him in next to Naruto. This male worker was actually about Naruto’s age, which only made it worse. He was a volunteer at the daycare center and you could tell by the look on his face that he didn’t expect to be changing the diapers of two ninja, let alone the village hero!

“Uhm… Konohamaru’s diapering is all finished sir.” The slightly nervous, yet also rather amused volunteer teenager said to his boss.

“Good job Ayala.” The boss smirked and patted him on his blushing head. 

Konohamaru snapped to a sitting position and gripped the edge of the playpen alongside Naruto. “What are you doing?! Do you know who I am! I’m the honorable grandson!” Normally, Konohamaru would hate stooping to referring to himself like that but what choice did he have? He had to get out of here!

“Even more appalling still. I was shocked when I got that call from you Naruto. Stating you were going to put someone into the daycare. Tabe said that you would but I didn’t want to believe him.” The man shook his head.

Naruto’s fingers gripped the edge of the playpen now.

“Appalled? YOU’RE appalled?!” Naruto looked up, anger seeping from the pores of his face. “That kid comes in here, out of nowhere, claiming to be MY fan and ends up whopping my ass! He doesn’t go to the academy, he doesn’t even know any ninja techniques, but he’s a good fighter! Obviously, he’s fooling everyone! He’s some kind of demon or something!”

“Yeah!” Konohamaru interjected. “You tell him! He’s no kid! He’s gotta be some kind of midget teen or something that’s pretending to be new to the academy! No way we’d lose to someone like that! Besides, he’s the reason that stuff at the restaurant happened! He should have been punished for it!”

That wasn’t true at all since the two of them went there with plans of pranking Tabe and he simply saw through it but whatever got them sympathy points.

“That’s right! So, YOU’RE appalled? No, I’M appalled by you and your dumb assistant and anyone else in the village who’d believe that kid over me! I’m Naruto Uzumaki and I’m gonna be the next Hokage! GOT THAT!” Naruto snapped and shouted.

“Screaming your heads off about stuff that goes against what everyone has seen transpire so far isn’t going to make your case any stronger.” The man said, before turning and walking away with his assistant. “Honestly, if THIS is how you react to finding out someone’s stronger than you than you deserve to be here.”

With that, they walked off, leaving the two of them to stew in their own hatred.

They seethed and gritted their teeth in anger before their faces went red and they shouted to the ceiling. “GET US OUT OF HERE!” 

They tugged at their hair and began fretting before they heard laughter kick up behind them. The two of them turned their heads and saw the two babies in the playpen, giggling at the dumb looking older boys throwing a whining bitch fit.

Naruto and Konohamaru were having none of it though. They both leaned into the babies faces and screamed at them, “WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! DO WE LOOK FUNNY TO YOU?!”

“Dah!” One baby said, pointing his finger out and poking Naruto in his eye.

“OWWW! MY EYE!” Naruto yelped and grabbed at his face, falling back and kicking his leg up. It ended up sending a rattle shooting out of the playpen, banging against the window, and slamming into Konohamaru’s face!

BAM! 

The rattle beamed against his head and made him go from super angry to peppy and happy. A little bump appeared on his forehead as his eyes crossed. His tongue flopped out the side of his now smiling mouth too.

“Duuuh… watch out for flying rattles buckeroo~! Oopsie daisy dukes~!” Konohamaru giggled before falling onto his back. His leg twitched a bit.

The babies began giggling and clapping their hands.

Naruto sat up and peered at them with rage. “I don’t care if you’re a baby or not. I’m sick of being made fun of. I’ll just spank you for this!”

Naruto went to reach over to grab the baby but the baby reached over and grabbed Naruto’s finger instead. It began to bend it playfully, which made Naruto shriek and tear up.

“AAAAAOOWWWWW~! LET GO!” Naruto raised his finger, which raised the baby with him. He tried to shake the baby off but the baby ended up giggling and shoving his foot into Naruto’s mouth, thinking that they were playing.

Naruto wasn’t though. The foot was making him gag and his eyes began to tear up. He flailed about, trying to pry the baby loose but the kid eventually started to pound on Naruto’s head with his half full bottle of formula.

Meanwhile, the other baby crawled over to Konohamaru as he laid there seeing stars and began tickling his feet. Konohamaru giggled and began squirming around before yelping and sitting up. “ST-STAAAHP! THAT TICKLES!” He giggled and cried.

Konohamaru went to reach down to grab the kid and stop him from making him all tingly but that’s when the baby licked his foot.

Konohamaru shivered and bucked, feeling his bladder go into overdrive from the ticklish feeling hitting so strong. “OH NO! STOP! I gotta go potty again! Quit it!” Konohamaru grabbed the baby around his waist and lifted him up.

The baby giggled as it dangled upside down and began slapping its baby hands against Konohamaru’s cheeks, smushing his face.

“Stuppit… weave me awone!” Konohamaru teared up a bit, feeling like this literal infant was bullying him. It wasn’t until the baby tugged harshly at his ears that he felt like that was definitely the case! “OW!”

Konohamaru dropped the baby, but it was okay, because the baby’s head landed square on top of Konohamaru’s diapered crotch!

“HEEEEEEEK!” Konohamaru blushed and froze, covered in sweat. He panted and gasped as both the blow to the balls and his aching bladder took root.

Naruto was still struggling with the other baby. The foot in his mouth and the baby knee to his nose was making it impossible for him to breathe and the constant banging of the bottle on his head was making him loopier and loopier.

The upside down baby on Konohamaru’s diapered front giggled and playfully kept kicking his feet up, nailing Konohamaru in the chin!

Konohamaru’s eyes rolled and he slumped in the playpen, sighing and drooling as finally his mind melted and his bladder let go. A loud hissing was heard as he wet up the diaper he was just put into.

“Jimmy cracked corn and ate my mac and cheese~! Watermelon up your nose means sprinkle fairies cooking rap music on my front lawn~!” Konohamaru said with a finger raised before his rolling eyeballs began fluttering closed.

Naruto, meanwhile, couldn’t take anymore. He fell over on his back, foaming at the mouth, and passed out. 

Naruto’s crotch jerked up and down a bit before a hissing sound was heard as well, signaling that his bladder had let go too.

That’s when the baby took his foot from his mouth and crawled over to his blocks. The other baby on top of Konohamaru, meanwhile, kept tugging at Konohamaru’s hair.

Neither one of those babies knew that they had just beat up the village hero and the honorable grandson…

Someone else knew though.

Across the room, the volunteer teen grinned as he shut off his camera and chuckled, happily having managed to catch all that on tape. 

“That was amazing.”

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“What? Are you serious?” Shikamaru asked with a confused glance down at Tabe with his hands in his pockets.

He was standing there with Kiba, Hinata, Choji, Ino, Shino, Moegi, and Udon at the same time.

“Yeah. They’re both at the daycare. If you’d like to see, come follow me. I’ll be happy to take you there.” Tabe grinned.

He also had a stack of paper with him. All of it contained the research he dug up about Naruto and the explanation for why he was a well and true loser.

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As Naruto and Konohamaru laid out, unconscious and in their soaked diapers, the kids in the daycare came over to observe their pathetic looking bodies.

“What losers…”

“That can’t be THE Nard-to… wright?” One kid, who could barely speak asked.

“Das not wight. Day both wetted demselves.”

“None of us wets ourselves no more.”

“Wets dwa on dem!”

With that, the kids began giggling and grabbing markers, drawing hearts and swirls and stars on the faces of the passed out losers.

Naruto and Konohamaru were drooling and continuing to pee in their every growing bloated diapers. It was seemingly endless.

When Konohamaru groaned and looked like he was about to wake up, one of the toddlers punched him in the face and made him go back to sleep.

It was embarrassing beyond belief.

Little did they know that an audience was coming right for them on top of all this. 

Tabe smirked as he led the charge of a few of Naruto’s friends and Konohamaru’s teammates towards the daycare. Everything was In place.

It was time to finalize the plan.

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What is the plan though? Will it work? Find out… with whichever option you choose for the finale!