February Event Audio: 🦕 (Patreon)

OH MY GOD I LEFT MY ROOM TONE INTRO IN alkdshalkshd last post deleted, let's just pretend that didn't happen >.<;

Early access time! And it's even early in the day! Hallelujah! 🙌

This audio's script was super short, like five minutes or so, so I ended up adding a lot of stupid jokes for both the algorithm and my own amusement. I hope you enjoy it!

Yandere Cave Girl Kidnaps and Keeps You

You time traveler. You land in past. Yandere cave girl see! Yandere cave girl like. YANDERE CAVE GIRL KEEP.

[F4A] [Cave Girl Speaker] [Time Traveler Listener] [Prehistoric Setting] [Yandere] [Strangely Wholesome] [Kidnapped!] [Stuck in the Past] [You are... with  friend...] ["Wait, how does she speak English? How do I speak cave girl?" shhhhhhhh] [She's a himbo, no I will not explain myself] [This is both gloriously stupid and silly; I do not apologize] [Rain] [Jungle Ambience] [Fire] [Night Ambiance] [Beware of Snu Snu]

• Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
• Scripts by: GoldenProxy
• SFX/Music: Licensed from Envato elements; other SFX from https://freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses