Early Access: YouTube Surprises Pt. 5 (Patreon)

It is officially the "fall asleep on my couch on my and accidentally sleep sixteen hours" point of my day job again. Which I did yesterday. Ah! Summer! Times like this remind me how grateful I am that my listeners are allowing me a summer break. It is BRUTAL out there. Thank you so much for your endless patience and unwavering support. It really does mean everything to me. 💖

ANYWAY. Early access time! For all but the first short in this batch, which goes live um...now. Because I slept through posting stuff last night. ^^;

You Jump Off a Building So Your Superhero Girlfriend Can Save You [Link] -> By GoldenProxy

Saving the day keeps your tomboy superhero girlfriend busy--so busy, in fact you don't get enough quality time together! How can you possibly get as much attention from her as you crave...?

[F4A] [POV] [Tomboy Superhero Speaker] [Listener Wants Quality Time] [Listener is totally Lois Lane coded] [Kisses] [Lightly Scolding You] [Worried About You] [City Ambience] [Wholesome?]

Tsundere Martial Artist Girlfriend Spars With You You [Link] -> By GoldenProxy

Your tsundere girlfriend is a martial artist, and she's decided to train you! You may be a bit of a creampuff now, but you won't be forever--not if she has anything to say about it!

[F4A] [POV] [Tomboy Martial Artist Speaker] [Tsundere Vibes] [Lightly Scolding You] [Insults of a (Hopefully) Motivating Nature] [Tough Love?] [Bullying You a Bit in a Tsun Way] [Gym Ambiance] [Wholesome?]

Perky Maid Helps You Clean Your Room [Link]

Sometimes, tidying up can feel impossible! Luckily, this cute maid is here to help you tackle the job, bit by bit, and encourage you along the way!

[F4A] [POV] [Wholesome] [Encouragement] [Helping You With Cleaning is a Form of Self Care] [Making Chores Into a Race/Game Gets Them Done] [Open Window/Nature Ambience] [Perky Little Ray of Sunshine] [Deredere?] [I'm not saying this is one of my own ADHD/depression hacks for cleaning, but I'm also not not saying that...]

Wicked Vampire Girl Catches You and Feeds on You [Link] -> By cherryteacup

You wandered into a graveyard in the dead of night. Big mistake! Now, this cruel vampire girl has caught you and intends to suck your blood dry...though, she must admit, she's pretty impressed with how tough you are even at her mercy!

[F4A] [POV] [Hungry Vampire Speaker] [Sucks Your Blood] [Surprisingly Hardy Listener] [Fine Dining Experience (for her)] [Compliments?] [Gothic Elements] [Graveyard Ambiance] [Night Ambiance] [Howling Wind]