Announcement: Summer Break, Upcoming Exclusive Content and Patreon Changes! (Patreon)

Hello, everyone! This post is going out to ALL members, including free ones! So, hi!

This is just a little announcement about my upcoming break. Between June 1st and September 2nd, 2024, I will not be releasing regular weekly audios on youtube.

HOWEVER...

There are a few surprises in store! The channel will not be entirely inactive. There’s some stuff on the way that I’ve been keeping secret even from Patrons! ^^

And speaking of Patrons: I’ve queued up a lot of new content for the summer! Every month there will be TWO exclusive audios posted to the Patreon, PLUS around a dozen posts full of other goodies, all summer long! There might even be a lil somethin' spicy in one of those audios 👀

Not exactly five-alarm-fire spicy, but definitely too, uh, ~flavorful~ for youtube!

Additionally, some new benefits are being added while a few older ones are being retired.

New Patron Benefits! 

$3 and up gets:

💖 All Patron-exclusive audios I produce over the summer, plus access to any future exclusives!

$5 and up gets:

💖 All early access audios posted before May 2024 are now ad-free! Future early access audios go ad-free one month after release.

I am still in the process of making all the older early access audios ad-free. It’ll take a couple more days since Patreon requires editing each post individually, but that should be completed by June 3rd. (Current Status: early access audios through April 2024 = DONE)

💖 Bloopers! (Previously available to tier, now an official benefit!)

💖 Spicy Pin-Ups, Concept Pin-Ups and Commissioned Art (Previously available to tier, now an official benefit!)

PLUS:

💖 $5 tier gets an exclusive “Bossy, Sassy but Loving Wife Demands You Take Care of Yourself” thumbnail sticker after three months at that tier!

Slap her on your favorite surface and let her judgmental stare pierce your soul as a loving reminder to GET SOME SLEEP!

💖 $10 tier gets a new sticker featuring a popular audio thumbnail every three months:

@ 3 Months: Letting Your Tomboy Yandere Stalker in From the Rain

@ 6 Months: Your Yandere Mad Scientist Wife Duplicated Herself

@ 9 Months: Perky Yandere Mom Kidnaps You for Her Tomboy Tsundere Daughter

@ 12 Months: Adopting a (Recovering?) Yandere

Retiring Benefits/Existing Benefit Changes

As I’ve increased my main content output, my time has become more limited, and I really can’t do some of the things I wish I could. There have been a ton of false starts, but I just can’t find a way to make them happen no matter how hard I’ve tried. So, it’s best to restructure a bit.

These may return at some point in the future! But, right now, they’re just not doable.

❌ RETIRED: Advanced Tips, Tricks and Resources 

➡️ RETIRED BUT LIKELY TO RETURN: Patron Goals

✅ CHANGED: The “Critique Thread” benefit of Basic Tips & Tricks has been removed

✅ CHANGED: The monthly “Chit Chat and Recs” post is now usually monthly ^^; I’ve missed a couple

In Conclusion:

While there will be a lot of goodies coming out, I'm going to try and unplug as much as I can for the next three months and not stay glued to my phone constantly refreshing my inbox. But who knows? I may get restless and return to work on audio stuff sooner than planned. I'm, uh, something of a workaholic, you may have noticed.

Anyway, thank you for everything! And I'll see you soon!

With all my love, unending gratitude, and at least one clown horn "AWOOGA" honk,

💖 Velvet 💖