May Event Audio #12: 🩻 (Patreon)

Early access! Late night again, sorry about that! I had a very silly idea and could not for the life of me let it be no matter how hard I tried. (And I did try! You have no idea how many false starts I had recording this thing!) This audio is only one script rather than the originally planned two, as the second would have been much harder to work with given the goofy performance choices I made. ^^;

But I think it's fun, and I hope you will too!

Cute Alien Parasite Attacks You!

Poor little alien parasite, she's all alone on an abandoned ship! What's a girl gotta do to get her suckers on someone and lay her eggs inside them?! Fulfilling a biological imperative shouldn't be this hard. Luckily, just as she's given up hope, you arrive! And, hmm, don't you just look delicious? Perfect for making babies! You don't mind getting facehugged, right?

[F4A] [Alien Inspired] [Parasite Speaker] [Human Listener] [Sci-Fi Setting] [Facehugged] [On a Ship] [Very Bubbly] [Wholesome?] [Kinda Funny?] [Squealchy Noises] [Suction Cups] [Tentacles / Tendrils] [Would you mind taking your helmet off for me?] [leaning into my midwestern accent so hard I land face first in scalding hotdish] [Spaceship Ambience]

• Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio

• Script by: GoldenProxy

• SFX/Music: Licensed from Envato elements; other SFX from https://freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses