Sunday? Yes, Sunday (Patreon)

I dunno if i will have the nuts to do this, but I have Top Poet/lad Simon Armitage on the Grind tomorrow. A silly thought just occured to me related to a recent bit of idiotic content involving me doing a bad Armitage impression of him reading out Mister Bungle lyrics.

If you find the time or inclination to compose a short, daft, possibly even filthy little poem that might sound funny read out by the laconic laureate, please do post below. If the moment affords itself, I might ask him to read a few out.

If not, I will read them out in my best/ worst Armitage on Friday's show, so nothing lost.

Anyway, feel free to ignore, and as the FVrench always say, tu le pleus madame mons danne

xx