Rats Yo. (Patreon)

  Hey Patrons, just giving ya a little update and shtuff. Just thought you and I could talk for a bit. Not a whole lot going on really. Just been busy, as evident by lack of things here the past week. Gonna keep posts at LEAST weekly here. But definitely more frequent when possible.

Anyway, let's talk rats. As you all know, my last rat (Jackie Rat) passed away. He was my last boy I had, and age finally caught up to him. He was actually the oldest rat I've had! He lived for almost 3 years. They typically live 2. So he lived a fulfilling life. I'll miss him! He was such a good rat. And you all made him my most liked tweet ever on my Twitter. That's awesome, and he shall be missed. But as we all know, I'm the king of rats, and I can't go on for long without rats at my disposal. So I'd like to welcome you all to my 2 new boys. Coffee and Luca! (Coffee is the coffee rat if you couldn't tell, DUHHHH). 

  They're so tiny and precious. Coffee is a dumbo, and Luca is a Rex. Those are specific types for those of you who don't know. Anyway, just thought I'd share that little moment with you. Anyone wanna see a vid of them? They're precious little darlings, but they're also damn fast and have lots of energy. They'd be hard to film.

 Okay it's really late and I spent most of the night editing videos so I'm gonna go to sleep now. I'll talk to you all soon. Seacrest out.