Dont ask... pt.1 - Simp & Wankers (Patreon)

THIS NIGHT WAS SO FKING ANOOYING !!!11! rndm fking hellhound came at me saying HE GOT SOME SUPER SECRETY ENTRY TO SOME PARTY ... PARTY MY ASS!!!  he was soooo boooring...  but hey he gave me free drinks so whatever UNTIL I FKIN PASSED OUT!!! 3 hours later i woke up ... i felt like i was in heat dunno why ..  FOR SOME ASS REASON MOXXI AND A FKING GANG OF CHUBBY IMP VIRGINS WERE SUROUNDING ME ... like i was jsut awaking from some sort of alcholic coma..