Random Orchid is Random (Patreon)

I'm currently dealing with getting my dad settled back home, but the important thing is that some random person is sexting my mother and won't accept that they have the wrong number. I am having to explain things that no daughter should ever explain to their Spanish mother.

Could I not tell her what they mean or lie to her? Yes, but it is payback for making me suffer so much that I wish I was in Hull.

Honestly, she should have known better from the time she called me from work to ask what a golden shower was.