Hogwarts Meets Alien AKA I Scare Myself Sometimes (Patreon)

BTW: Elsie is the name of the Emotional Support Hufflepuff character I am working on.

[A long dark corridor, with eerie green lighting, reminiscent of both the dungeons in Hogwarts and the tight, claustrophobic chambers of a spaceship.]

Narrator (with a deep, intense voice): "In the far reaches of...wait, is that the Hogwarts Astronomy Tower?"

[A fleeting shadow of a creature with an all-too-familiar face runs past, giggling. Instead of the nightmarish elongated skull of a xenomorph, it's the adorably smiling face of Elsie.]

Narrator (confused): "Why's it in Hogwarts? Shouldn't we be in space? No matter..."

[Cut to the Slytherin student, in Ripley-esque attire, cautiously rounding a corner, wand at the ready.]

Narrator: "One student... on the edge, caught in a battle against the most...adorable... creature?"

[Elsie-Xenomorph tries to sneak up, but trips over her own tail, sending a stack of books crashing down.]

Narrator (trying to sound intense but failing): "From the darkest corridors of the castle... comes a creature you'd least expect."

[Scene shifts to the Great Hall with floating candles, but instead of the usual feast, it's set up like an operations room with maps of Hogwarts and magical tracking equipment.]

Slytherin student (frantically): "It's like nothing we've ever seen! It's... it's too cute!"

Narrator (exasperated): "When the universe's most deadly creature is... a Hufflepuff?"

[A montage of scenes: Elsie-Xenomorph getting distracted by shiny objects, the Slytherin trying to set up protective charms but being ambushed by a surprise hug.]

Narrator (still confused): "This isn’t the space thriller you were expecting... but can our hero survive the adorableness?"

[The Slytherin student, backed into a corner, with the Elsie-Xenomorph slowly approaching, not with menace, but with wide-eyed innocence.]

Tagline (spoken with mock horror): "This year... cuteness will be the end of us all. 'Hogwarts: The Adorable Infestation'. Enrol... if you dare."