Why so cheesy? (Patreon)

In the YouTube audio teaser, I mentioned the made-up romance novel The Cotswold Confessions of a Cajun Courtesan. Naturally, I had to write the blurb as well.

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The Cotswold Confessions of a Cajun Courtesan

When sultry Belle Bleu, a passionate courtesan with deep Cajun roots, finds herself in the heart of the English Cotswolds, she never expects her past to follow her. But Chase Cheddar, the cowboy-turned-count with whom she shared a steamy summer in the bayous of Louisiana, isn’t ready to let go of their fiery affair.

Amidst the rolling hills and quaint villages, Belle establishes "The Brie Boudoir", the most exclusive rendezvous in the Cotswolds, attended by the elite, including the mysterious Sir Stilton Steele. As secrets begin to melt and hearts become intertwined, Cammy Camembert, Belle's trusty confidante, warns her of the dangers of playing with the English aristocracy.

But when Roquefort Romeo, a local shepherd with a voice as smooth as clotted cream, croons his way into Belle’s heart, she finds herself torn between her past and her passions. Will Belle find true love, or will the spicy secrets from the bayou threaten to crumble her Cotswold dreams?

In this steamy tale of love, lace, and a dash of Southern spice, prepare for a romance as aged and bold as the finest vintage. Dive into a world where passions run as deep as the Mississippi and as sharp as English cheddar. The Cotswolds will never be the same!