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Sugar Waffle Ramble - Not Short, Not Adorable, but Definitely Strangely Aggressive (Patreon)

Published:
2022-05-19 10:42:21
Imported:
2022-06

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I think that  I have a case of short person syndrome.

I AM NOT SHORT! I WILL STAB YOU!

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Iam

I have the opposite problem. I am obnoxiously tall and look like I can play the stereotypical large henchman or evil minion in a James Bond or Marvel movie. Having a case of resting bitch face doesn't help and I have to remember to try and not look so grumpy. So I get a lot of people who look wary around me, especially at night, and make small children hide behind their mom when I look down and say hello.

Aleksander Zdunek

Your cuteness is what I like about you.