BAD AUDIO INTERFACE! NO BISCUIT! (Patreon)

Monday's audio is going to be delayed until Tomorrow due to my audio interface having a massive sulk and refusing to accept XLR inputs. BAD AUDIO INTERFACE! NO BISCUIT!

On the bad side I have to fork out 300 quid on a new one, but on the bright side this means that you get to choose between a model girlfriend reassurance audio or a friends to lovers between film co-stars audio to be recorded tonight fresh for your enjoyment tomorrow.

So, darling biscuits, What would you like to hear?