Weekly World Tableau - The Behemoth Beauty (Patreon)

I had this idea in my head for a while of doing a riff on those old tabloid magazines you see at the check-out lines at the market. They always had those absurd satirical stories, like the Bat-Boy, nonsensical conspiracy theories, or bizarre alien encounters. Occasionally there'd even be some fat related stories, usually involving some celebrity getting fat.  

If you get the food reference at the bottom without looking it up, you get a ⭐️