"Eaten by a Fairy" Script Preview (Patreon)

“Oi! Oi! Watch where ya goin’! Ya almost stepped on me house ya bleedin’ half-wit!”

“Do you know how hard it is to build a house out of mushrooms?!”

“Well what are ya starin’ at? Haven’t ya ever seen a fae folk before?”

“Hey! Don’t walk away from me! I’m talkin’ to ya!”

“You need a lesson in manners! What’s so important that you’d just ignore me an’ leave, huh?! Where are ya goin’?”

“Ohhhoho! So you’re a chosen one?! Well, fuck me then I guess! Why didn’t ya lead with that before nearly crushin’ me an’ me home?!” (Sarcasm)

“You’re on a mission, aye? To slay the demon queen?! Hahaha! Am I supposed to be impressed?!”

“There’s nothin’ special about you! You’re just like any other stupid adventurer. Rude, ugly, and not a single lick of sense inside that puny little head of yours!”

“Well, yeah, my head is smaller than yours but the difference is I actually know how to use it!”

“Hmph!” 

“Well then? I’m waitin’ for an apology! Get on your knees, human! Beg for my forgiveness!”

“Why you-! I’ll have you know I am an esteemed member of the spring court and I will not tolerate such blatant disrespect!”

“Do ya think just because I’m a wee little fairy I can’t mess you up?!”

*Gasp!*

“How dare you draw your sword at me! The nerve of you!”

“That’s it! You just volunteered to be my lunch!”

— (Same size prey)

“Now shrink down to size, you arrogant oaf!”

“There~ Now I can pick on someone my own size~”

“Oh~ Are you surprised that you’re naked? Well of course ya are! Did you think your clothes would conveniently shrink with you? You fell right out of them and onto the ground. Poor thing~”

“The spell is supposed to be convenient for me, not for you~”

“But enough talk, time to dig in~”

“Rrr! Hold still! Rhhg!” 

“Hahaha~ Yeah, that’s right, I’m stronger than you now! I can easily lift ya up and shove ya down my gullet!”

“Like so~”

—- (Macro prey)

“Just because I’m small doesn’t mean I can’t devour you!”

“Rgh! Get in me!”

*Deep breathe*

—

(Vore happens)

{BURP}

*Satisfied sigh*

— (Same size prey)

“That hit the spot~”

— (Macro prey)

“Ohh sweet Titania! I’m soooo stuffed! Ya feel like a whole season’s worth of food in there! Ughh…”

“That felt like cramming a deer through the eye of a needle!”

—

{BURP}

*Satisfied sigh*

“Struggle all ya want, little morsel! Nothing escapes my gut! At least not the way it came in from~”

“Aww~ What’s the matter? Are you in awe at my magical prowess? Are you in disbelief that a puny little fairy gobbled you up?”

“Tick tock~ If you don’t get out soon you’ll be melted into a goopy puddle in me tum.”

{BURP}

*Satisfied sigh*

“But by all means, show me how strong the supposed ‘chosen one’ really is!”

“Because right now, I barely feel a thing! If ya keep this up ya might gimme a good tickle though.”

“Aww, are you gonna beg now?”

“That’s so precious, I love when food pleads for their life. It’s so adorable!”

“Listen, I don’t know who decided to make you the ‘chosen one’ but they clearly made some sort of mistake.”

“What’s that? You’ve slain a dragon before? You’re a dragon slayer? Ha! Well I wager it’s a good thing I ate ya then, that’s one less maniac going out an’ killin’ innocent dragons!”

“But even if I did believe your dragon killin’ story, which I don’t by the way, you’re still far from lookin’ like a chosen hero of legend, seein’ as you’re currently my lunch.”

“Oh~ an’ now yar askin’ me ta let you out? Fat chance, my little morsel.”

“I just don’t buy it. Even if I was doomin’ the world by digestin’ ya, I’d say if it was this easy ta eat you up, it’d have happened sooner or later.”

“The demon queen woulda turned you into her personal slave. What I’m doin’ is much more humane.”

“You’re goin’ ta nourish me for quite some time. I might even get taller if yar meager body manages to give me enough nutrients.”

“I’ll be sure ta joke about you to all my fairy friends. That way your memory will live on~”

“Alas, the brave warrior ended up as titty fat on a the prettiest fairy in the land~”

“Such a deliciously tragic tale~ I do love happy endings!”

“Hahaha~ Oh I also love a good bargain, but there’s nothin’ of value that you can give me, aside from being a hearty meal.”

“I don’t want your name, or your first born, or even ya clanky bones. You’re nothin’ but food, human!”

“Hehe, are you surprised by how efficient my stomach is? I bet it defies all human understanding. My digestion magic is pure, it resides in my body and picks apart all foreign entities.”

“Can ya feel it? Your body is gettin’ weaker an’ weaker~”

“That’s it, just settle in~”

“You’ll make a gorgeous set of tits, you will. All wobblin’ on me chest.”

{BURP}

*Satisfied sigh*

“Oh, look at me, burpin’ up a storm like a common ogre! That was quite the delight.”

“I sloshed ya real good!”

— (Same size prey)

“Shouldn’t take too long to sleep ya off.”

“Haha, I can see your skull making a little bulge on the outside of me gut. How cute~”

— (Macro prey

“I’m absolutely stuffed. It’s going to take hours to digest all of these…gallons of melting meat.”

“I guess this means I’m stuck here for now.”

—

*Yawn*

“I feel like a nice nap is in order.”

*Snoring sounds*

— (Same size post digestion)

*Yawn*

“Good morning, me.”

“Good morning, my little morsel.”

“I see you’re fully digested. Not that there was any doubt.”

“So much for bein’ the chosen one~”

“The only thing you ended up bein’ is some extra padding on me bum.”

*Satisfied sigh*

“I hope your spirit still resides in me. I would love to tease and torment you all throughout the day.”

“Even if, hypothetically, I did just doom the world by making you mine forever, I’d say it was totally worth it just to see another pompous human suffer a humiliating death.”

“Have fun jiggling on my curves, sweetums~ You should be grateful. You’re a lot more pleasing to look at now~”

— (Macro prey post digestion, even weight gain)

*Yawn*

“Oohh wow…that was the deepest sleep I’ve had in ages...”

“How long was I out for?”

{BURP}

“…wow! I feel like I should thank my stomach for doing such a good job digestin’ ya!”

“Goodness, I have to completely replace my wardrobe now.”

“My breasts are the size of plums! An’ my rump is as big and round as a juicy peach! I think I even grew taller thanks to you.”

“Seems like the perfect ending to your quest, wouldn’t you say~?”

“Hehe, I suppose you can’t say anything now…seeing as you’re dead and all~”

— (Macro prey post digestion, uneven weight gain)

*Yawn*

“Good morn- what the-?”

“My…my tits are…huge!” (Surprised)

“They’re bigger than my entire body!”

“How am I supposed to fly with jugs this big?”

“Oh wait…I’m magic. Of course I can still fly, I nearly forgot.”

“That gave me quite the scare, I thought I might be earthbound forever.”

“I suppose this is to be expected, such a large meal had to end up somewhere on my body.”