"Bully Has a Crush on You" Script Preview (Patreon)

(Huge thank you to Bajillionandone for helping write the sequel to their awesome script from last year)

B: “Who told you to be so gentle? Push harder, or you’re gonna be rubbing my stomach from the inside! You’d think that after so much practice, you’d actually be-”

*B is interrupted by a loud stomach gurgle*

B: “You’d, you’d actually be-”

*B lets out a loud, drawn-out belch, then moans contentedly*

B: [relieved] “Ahhh, you have no idea how good that burp felt. Sandra didn’t digest quietly, I’ll give her that. Thank you, cutie, I really-”

*B stammers, realizing what she just said*

B: “I mean, uh, I guess that was good enough. And by cutie, I meant cute enough to eat. Because I’m totally still going to do that. Eat you, I mean.”

*Awkward pause for a few seconds, distant sound of people walking in the hallway*

*B burps again*

B: “I’m still a little gassy, but I’ll let you off the hook for now. I gotta go loot Sandra’s locker. I'll see you later.”

B: “You better watch your back, loser!”

B: “Uh, not that I care or anything! I just don’t want my personal belly masseuse to end up digested.”

B: “I meant to say, digested by anyone but me! Ok…bye!”

*Rapid footsteps as B runs off, then ambient noise as the footsteps fade*

*Pause, only ambient noise audible*

*Slower footsteps appear, the footsteps get louder as P approaches*

P: “Hello, morsel. I’m feeling rather peckish, and you look like you’d really hit the spot.”

*P’s stomach gurgles ominously*

P: “Whoah, where do you think you’re going?”

*Slamming noise as P traps you against a locker*

P: [threateningly] “I’m not in the mood for a chase right now, so you’ll stay put if you know what’s good for you. I was planning on being gentle, but plans can change.”

*P’s stomach gurgles*

P: “Did you hear that? I haven’t eaten anyone all week, so my stomach is getting rather impatient. It just can’t wait to melt you down! Hopefully you don’t end up on my breasts, they’ve gotten big enough as is.”

*P’s stomach gurgles again*

P: “Oh, you look so scared! That’s good, fear makes morsels like you taste better. Here, take a look down my throat. Aaah…”

*Slight squelching noises as P opens her mouth wide*

P: “Did my gullet look inviting? You’re going to get very familiar with it in a moment, and it might just be the last thing you ever see. After all, it’s quite dark in my stomach.”

*P’s stomach gurgles ominously*

P: “Ooh, I don’t think I can wait any longer. Sorry, morsel, but this is the end for you. Any last words?”

*B’s footsteps rapidly approach*

B: “Hey, back off! This one belongs to me.”

P: “Bullshit. I saw them first.”

*B belches loudly right in P’s face*

P: “Ugh, that was so gross! What’s wrong with you?”

B: “Back. Off.”

P: “You already ate someone today! Don’t be so greedy, other preds have to eat too, fatty!”

B: “Alright, you know what? That was your last chance to walk away.”

P: “Was that a threat? Who do you think you…hey!”

*Sounds of a struggle, P protests and then screams as B eats her headfirst. Her screams fades as her head gets farther down B’s throat*

*Gulping noises continue as P’s faded screams fade into background noise*

*One final gulp, B sighs as her stomach gurgles, then she belches loudly*

B: [worried but relieved] “I got here just in time, another minute and you would’ve been her lunch! I told you to stay safe! Don’t make me worry like that, my heart can’t take it!”

B: “I mean, uh, it would really suck to have to find someone else to massage my gut!”

P: [muffled] “Seriously?! Ugh, you were still digesting someone?! You’re gonna regret this!”

*B slaps her gut for emphasis, forcing out another burp*

P: “It’s so gross in here!”

B: [embarrassed] “Maybe we should spend more time together outside of school. Just so I can make sure no one else tries to eat you! And if we’re going to spend time together, we might as well do something nice, like maybe…dinner and a movie? Like, tonight or something… How does that sound?”

P: “Oh god damn it…fucking get a room you two!”

*B: slaps her gut*

P: “Ow! That was uncalled for!”

B: [excited] “You wanna go? Really? Oh, that’s such a relief, I uh, thought you were going to say no!-”

*B interrupts herself with a huge belch*

B: [amused] “Excuse me! She’s really struggling in there, just what I’d expect from another pred. I bet she didn’t expect to spend her afternoon soaking in what’s left of Sandra!”

P: “I’ll fucking kill you, bitch!”

*B burps again*

B: “Oof, this is why I usually avoid eating multiple people a day. Feeling more full is nice, but it’s not worth the extra bloating and gas. Good thing you’re here, right?”

B: “Hey, I know I’ve been giving you a hard time lately about your massage technique, but the truth is you’re good. Really good. It’s just kinda embarrassing to say that out loud, you know? So, thank you. Also, sorry about what happened when we first met. I usually don’t feel bad about eating people, ‘cause it’s just the natural food chain, right? But your friend seemed cool, and I’m grateful that you don’t seem to hold it against me. So, thank you again. At least she ended up in the right places, eh?”

*B laughs awkwardly*

*Awkward pause*

*B belches loudly*

B: “Anyways, want to continue where you left off? … Awesome, I could really use a good belly rub right now.”

P: “Hey! Get your filthy hands off of me!”

*Period of stomach gurgling interspersed with burping and P yelling*

B: “Ooh, just like that!”

P: “Stop enjoying this so much!

*long period of stomach gurgling interspersed with burping and P yelling*

P: “You’re a fucking crazy bitch, you know that?!”

P: “If you think you can keep me in here, you’ve got another thing coming!”

P: “When I escape, we’ll see how you two like stewing in a stomach!

B: [relieved] “Ahh, this feels so good. I wonder if she appreciates it too.”

*B slaps her gut, causing P to yelp*

*B laughs, then burps*

B: “Hopefully I’m not this gassy on our date. I- mean our…get together…hang out…thing”

*kiss*

*B softly gasps*

*B stammers*

B: [flustered] “Wha…? Why…? Why the hell did you go and kiss me, idiot! What if people saw!”

B: “Goddammit…I wanted our first kiss to be more romantic. This shouldn’t’ve happened when I’m all…bloated and burpy.”

B: “Ugh, fine. I’ll say it. I liked the kiss…and I like you…you fuckin’ lovable dork.”

B: “Just don’t try to kiss me when anyone’s around or else I’ll seriously eat you. I got a reputation to uphold, I can’t let anyone ‘round here think I’m going soft.”

*B’s stomach gurgles ominously, P starts to get quieter*

P: “Great! Great, you two are an item now. You can let me go now right? I mean, I’m basically a third wheel here! I’m basically the ultimate wingman, you know?”

B: “Speaking of going soft…”

B: “Wow, she’s settling down already? Usually girls like her last way longer, this is honestly kinda pathetic! Oh well, you know what that means. Get ready to push, babe…”

P: “Hey wait, come on, don’t do this! I swear I’ll behave! Just give me another chance! I’ll do anything!”

P: “WAIT NOOOO!”

*B grunts then P screams*

*B’s stomach groans and squelches as P’s scream fades*

*B’s stomach gurgles louder and louder, until…*

*B lets out the biggest burp so far*

*B grunts and thumps her chest*

*B lets out another gigantic belch, then sighs with relief*

B: [relieved] “I don’t know what felt better, feeling her melt or letting out those burps! Thank you so much cutie, that was wonderful.”

B: [amused] “I hope you learned your lesson. It’s gonna be a pain in the ass if I keep having to save you. And I’ll seriously be pissed if I find out somebody ate you and turned you into titty fat while I wasn’t around.”

B: [flirty] “Alright cute, since you seem to be so prone to getting yourself into trouble, we’re gonna have a change of plans~”

B: “Instead of waiting for our date, I’m gonna have you stay with me for the rest of the day, starting now.”

B: “I can’t let you out of my sight now, can I~?”

B: [sweetly] “Hehe~ You seriously piss me off sometimes. But damn it, you’re still so fuckin’ cute.”

B: “Come on cutie, let get outta here and do something fun~”