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(Over the phone)

“Hey, sweetie...”

(BURP)

“Oh God...” 

“I’m just calling to let you know that I’m not gonna need dinner tonight.”

“Oh, you already made some?”

“I forgot it was pasta night! I’m sorry, baby...”

“Yeah, you can just put my plate in the fridge. I’ll eat it tomorrow night.”

“Thanks, sweetie. I’ll see you in a bit.”

“Love you! (Kiss) Bye!”

(Call ends)

(Later)

(Door opens)

“I’m home!”

“Ugh...my poor belly...”

“I need to sit down...”

“Sorry, make way, coming through!”

“Heyyy, darling!”

(She sits down on the couch)

“Yeah, you would not believe the day I had at work today...woof!”

“I had a lot to eat...”

(BURP)

“Ugh...”

“I’m gonna be digesting these three all night...I think I may’ve overdone it.”

“Hehe...is that my favorite tea I smell?”

“Ohh, darling~ I’m just so full right now, I don’t think I can—”

(BURP)

“On second thought, I’ll have a little sip of that.”

“Mmm...that’s good.”

“I desperately need a belly rub right now.”

“Mmmm~ Thanks, babe...”

“That’s it...nice and slow...don’t be afraid to push in a little; it’ll help relieve the gas...”

“I could not wait to get home after the fiasco at work.”

“Just..ugh!”

“In the morning, I was supervising Kayla with the new guy, and I had to leave for just five minutes. I come back, and Kayla is screwing around on her phone and our new hire starts freaking out because he clicked on a link he wasn’t supposed to. So I swallowed Kayla down to discipline her, and I must have lost track of time while working on getting the computers fixed because by the time I thought to let her out ,she’d already gone soft in my gut. I felt kinda bad, honestly, but she was already on her way out.”

"Later, as I'm in the break room, I get jumped by Vanessa, who has the gall to think she can wrestle me into her stomach even after the last failed attempt. Of course, after that, I can't let her slip away, so I return the favor by having her join the sludge that used to be Kayla in my gut. So the only promotion she’s getting is being transferred to the fat on my ass department."

“Not even two minutes after that, I find out that Janis has been shredding the wrong files! Now we risk investigation, and I’d been meaning to fire Janis anyway but now that she’s done enough damage, I had to personally make sure she got put in her place.”

“I was already stuffed with three people in my gut! It was getting hard to focus on my work, and as if that wasn’t enough, I get a surprise visit! Because apparently, my ex thought today was a good day to show up at my office and interrupt my busy schedule after who knows how long of not seeing each other! And of course, I tell them, hey, I’m happily married now. But no. I have to deal with my ex persistently trying to make moves on me, in my office, and I have a meeting to get to in five minutes! So I just said screw it, I scarfed them down right then and there! I immediately regretted it, I felt like I was going to burst. Thank God enough of Vanessa’s body had digested at that point, because three prey at the same time is—(BURP)—ugh, my absolute limit...”

“After my seven o’clock meeting was over, I just completely checked out. I had to arrange for a taxi to take me home, because obviously I’m not gonna be able to sit in the driver’s seat with a gut this big. So the car’s still in at the company parking lot.”

“Just...wow...I’m glad that’s all over...”

(BURP)

“Phew...anyway...”

“How was your day, baby?”

“Oohhh, you got all that done already?”

“Well, well! You work fast!”

“I should also mention...your massaging skills have really improved~”

“Oh, ah, rub a little lower...”

“Mmm~ Yeahhh~”

“I feel better already...”

“My...stomach is...s-so sensitive when it’s this big.”

“Yeah, it really is sloshy.”

“I definitely had one too many prey, but at least they tasted nice~”

“Felt good sliding down my throat, too. Just the perfect amount of squirm~”

“Hopefully I can find some competent hires to replace them.”

“Nmm...I can already feel my body absorbing them, I’m gonna have to get outta this skirt soon before it tears.”

“Yeah...just keep on rubbing, darling~”

“I really appreciate it~”

“I appreciate everything you do for me. Seriously, I don’t think I say it enough. Marrying you was the best decision of my life~”

(Kiss)

“I love you too, babe~”

(Cat jumps onto the couch)

“Ah! There’s that little rascal!”

“Aww~ Looks like she wants to be massaged too.”

“Such a good kitty~”

(BURP)

“Oops, looks like I scared her away. Poor thing.”

“Well, as comfy as this couch is, I’d like to shuffle off to bed at some point so I can sleep this meal off.”

“But first~! You and I are going to have a nice, long shower together.”

“What? Sure, there’s enough room in the shower! We’ll make room if we have to!”

“Oh, what, you think I won’t just pin you to the wall like...hhrgh...this?”

“Poor you~ Trapped under the weight of my belly. Not a soul can save you now~”

“God, you’re adorable~”

“Come on, get your sweet ass into the shower! Last one there is a rotten egg!”