Summer Script Finalist A: Bully eats your best friend (Patreon)

Premise: You are walking through the halls of your school with your female best friend. A female bully corners both of you and swallows your best friend, and then she threatens to eat you too if you don’t rub her belly.

F = friend, B = Bully

F: [exasperated] “Can you believe how pissed off Ms. Watson has been since her boyfriend broke up with her? She really shouldn’t be taking her frustrations out on her students like that, it’s not fair.

F: [whispered conspiratorially] “I heard that someone used their phone during her class and hasn’t been seen since. I hope that doesn’t mean what I think it means.” *giggles*

F: [excited] “Anyways, we’re still going to see that movie tonight, right? I’ve been so excited ever since that part in the trailer when-”

B: [mocking] “S’up losers? Making plans for tonight?”

F: [nervous] “Y-yeah, we’re going to see a movie. Did you need something?”

B: [threatening] “Hmm, now that you mention it I’m feeling pretty hungry.” *smacks belly, ominous growling*

F: [nervous] “I uh, I don’t have any food on me, sorry. Maybe try a vending machine?”

B: [mocking] “No food? I see plenty of meat on you.” *giggle*

B: [threatening] “I have a suggestion for you. Instead of seeing some lame movie, why don’t you spend the rest of the day stewing in…my…gut?”

F: [terrified] “N-no, wait! Don’t-”

*F screams in terror as B noisily swallows her*

*B sighs contently then lets out a massive belch*

B: [mocking] “Oops, excuse me! Lively meals always make me gassy, and she’s really squirming in there.”

*B belches again, F’s muted yelling can barely be heard over B’s gurgling gut*

B: [derisively] “She can struggle all she wants, no one escapes my stomach. Speaking of which, how would you like to join her? I’m a little full, but I’m sure I could find some room for you.”

B: [mocking] “No? I can’t imagine why, listen to how much fun she’s having in my stomach.”

*B smacks her belly again, F’s yelling intensifies*

B: [mocking] “Hmm, I suppose you could do something else for me. How about you rub my belly to help me digest your friend? If you don’t want to do that, I could always eat you instead.” *Pause* “You’ll rub my belly? Perfect, you better get started.”

*B lets out another massive belch*

B: [content] “Ahh, that one felt really good. I hope my burping doesn’t bother you, because there’s plenty more where that came from.”

*Listener starts rubbing B’s belly*

*Period of stomach gurgling interspersed with burping and F yelling*

B: [content] “Mmm, this feels wonderful. You can apply more pressure though, I’m sure you friend won’t mind.” *giggles*

*Period of stomach gurgling interspersed with burping and F yelling*

B: [amused] “You know, you’re actually really good at this. To be honest, I was going to ignore our agreement and eat you anyways, but you might be worth keeping around.”

*Period of stomach gurgling interspersed with burping and F yelling*

B: [excited] “Ooh, I feel a big gas bubble in there, do me a favor and push in as hard as you can.”

*B’s stomach groans then B lets out a massive belch*

B: [content] “Ahh, I really needed that. It’s not good for you to hold in your gas, you know?”

*Period of stomach gurgling interspersed with burping, F’s yelling starts to die down*

B: [content] “Mmm, she’s finally starting to settle down in there. It’s a lot easier to digest once my meals accept their fate like this, but the squirming did feel really nice.”

*B slaps her belly and then belches*

B: [mocking] “Can you feel her going soft? You know, if it wasn’t for this belly rub she would have lasted a lot longer. Was it worth betraying her like this? If you were really her friend, wouldn’t you have followed her down my throat? Oh well, I can’t say I blame you. My stomach is not very kind to guests”

*F whimpers faintly as B’s stomach starts to gurgle menacingly*

B: [amused] “What do you say we put her out of her misery? On three, I’ll clench my stomach muscles while you squeeze her from out there. Ready? One, two, three!”

*F screams, B’s stomach loudly groans and squelches, F falls silent*

B: [satisfied] “Ahh, that’s always my favorite part. She’s nothing but mush now, it’s too late to say goodbye.”

B: [mocking] “Actually, I think she wanted me to give you a final message. Lean in close and I’ll tell you.”

*B lets out a massive belch and then laughs*

B: [amused] “Oh man, you should have seen the look on your face! Tell you what, if she behaves herself and adds to my chest, I’ll let you give my breasts a massage next.”

*B laughs again, then her stomach groans*

B: [amused] “I gotta go now, loser. I expect more belly rubs in the future, unless you want to end up like your friend. Buh-bye!”

*B belches one last time as B’s footsteps get farther and farther away*
-Submitted by Michael Stark