Lamia Luncheon (Working Title) Script Preview (Patreon)

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Rachel: “Heh, is that as fast as you can go, slowpoke?”

R: “Come on, I’m right here. Come and get me!”

R: “Oh! Hehe, so close that time!”

R: “I thought you lamias were supposed to be apex predators!”

R: “Aww, you gonna throw a hissy fit?”

Lucy: “That’s quite enough.”

L: “Hi there~ Why don’t you try eating ssssomeone your own size?”

L: “Ahaha~ But it looks like I’m the only one who’ll be doing the eating tonight.”

R: “It’s about time you showed up. I could’ve been dinner for this brute!”

L: “Oh, come on, Rachel. I know you love being bait.”

R: “S-shut up! I do not!”

L: “And yet you’re always volunteering.”

R: “Only because I like seeing you fat and happy.”

L: “Hah! Well, I appreciate it nonetheless.”

L: “No no no~ I’ve got you nice and constricted, my delectable meal.”

R: “Heh, looks like the predator has become the prey!”

L: “What’s with that look? Surprised to see a lamia and a mouse girl working together?”

R: “Uh-oh~ You got tricked~”

L: “You’ve got a foul mouth on you. You’re the one who was stupid enough to chase prey into another lamia’s territory. It was almost too easy to sneak up on you~”

L: “Are my coils tight enough for you? Shall I make them squeeze you tighter?”

L: “Look at me. Look at my body. My monstrous hips, thick tail, my fat tits... I didn’t get this kind of figure chasing around tiny morsels. No...I prefer swallowing...larger prey. Like you~”

L: “Mph~ Your pathetic squirming is so delicious.”

R: “Come on, Lucy! Just eat them already! I wanna see them disappear!”

L: “Oh, very well. Let me just hoist them up to my mouth and...ahhhhhhhhh~”

R: “Bye bye~”

{POV character is eaten}

L: “Ooh yes~ Fuck yesss~”

R: “That was...beautiful. I never get tired of watching you eat...I love seeing your tail swell as your meals are stuffed inside...”

L: “Heh, careful, little mouse. That perverted blush on your cheeks is giving me ideas~”

R: “Eep! Lucyyy! If you lick me, I’ll get all wet!”

L: “Oh, you’ll get wet alright~”

R: “T-that’s enough! Shush, you! Or I’ll bonk you on the head!”

L: “Oh, very well...care to stick around, though?”

R: “I want to, but it’s so late and...yaaawwwn, I’m getting sleepy.”

L: “Then scurry off to your burrow, Rachel. I’ll see you in the morning.”

R: “And then I’ll get to see how fat you get~”

L: “Naturally.”

{Some time passes}

Lucy, onward: “Ah...the night sky is so gorgeous.”

“Are you quite done?”

“No amount of petty insults are going to get you out of thissss~”

“Jusssst die and melt into a meaty pulp. My digesssstive system always gets the job done.”

“You’re a sad excuse for a lamia. You’ll actually be worth something when you’re absorbed into my body.”

“Is it getting hot in there? Too much to handle?”

“Not surprising, I’ve eaten other lamias that were twice your size.”

“Uuhh~ Your struggles feel ssssso good~”

{BURPS}

“Excuse me~”

“That’s right...just keep on moving while I...oh, but you won’t last nearly as long enough to sssssatisfy me.”

“I can feel you weakening already.”

“At least these burps you’re giving me are tasty.”

“Mmmm~”

“You’ve made me one happy snake~”

“But...I’ll have forgotten all about you in no time at all.”

{BURPS}

“Whew! That was a big one!”

“Is that all you’ve got?”

“You still with me, honey?”

“Heh, I didn’t realize you were this far along. You’ve gone all soft.”

“How long have I been talking to mush?”

“Another meal successfully digested~”

{Some more time passes}

Rachel: “Lucy! Wake up, sleepyhead!”

Lucy: “Hmm? Rachel...hey.”

R: “Whoooa~ That lamia you ate last night went straight to your tits! So soft and comfy~ Like big ol’ pillows!”

L: “Serves ‘em right for trying to eat my favorite mouse girl.”

R: Giggles