"Eating a pizza delivery girl" Script Preview (Patreon)
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“Oh my God...I shouldn't have skipped lunch. I thought the pizza would be here by now...”
“I call dibs on the pizza deliverer.”
“Well, yeah, I ate the last one, but-”
“That’s probably them. Okay, fine. Let’s rock-paper-scissors it.”
“Rock...paper...scissors!”
“Aw, come on! Alright, but you better not fuck it up this time.”
(prey) “Hey! One pepperoni pizza plus a veggie sausage combo pizza.”
“Oh! Yeah, that’s us. I’ll just take these off your hands for ya.”
(prey) “Cool. You two have a good n— um...hands off, please...you can let go of me now...”
“Mmmm~ This pizza smells nice...almost as nice as you.”
(prey) “Seriously?! This is my first day on the job! I’m not even that tasty—mmMMMM! Mmm!”
“Oops, guess you couldn’t hold back your appetite any longer. Rest in peace~! Or should I say, rest in pudge~”
(prey) “You jerks! You- you can’t do this!”
“You proud of yourself for that one?”
“Might be a little jealous, yeah. She looked so sweet and tender, and those curves were mouthwatering. She barely put up a fight, though. I like when my meals have just the right amount of squirming, you know?”
(prey) “Hey, idiots! If you don’t let me out right now, I’ll report you to my boss!”
“Heh, that’s what the last delivery dude said. Now that guy was tasty!”
(prey) “What?!”
“Ahhh~ That’s what I’m talking about. Just smell that...oh my God~”
“Hold on, I’ll get the napkins.”
(prey) “Of course this would happen to me...just my luck...”
(prey) “Don’t tell me to settle down! I will not fucking settle down!”
“Alrighty~ Let’s dig in!”
“Mmm...! Sho good! Mmm~”
(Listener burps)
“Heh, nice one.”
(prey) “AHhh, God! Really?! Gross! You’re seriously disgusting!”
“Maybe next time we could like, order two different pizzas from two different restaurant. Then we’d both get some tasty prey, right~?”
(prey) “Stop eating pizza, you slob! Aren’t you already full?! Nobody likes gluttons you know!”
“She’s pretty noisy in there. Need a tummy massage to help speed things along?”
(prey) “Wait! Please, have mercy!”
“Ah hush now~ Just let my friend’s stomach melt you into a nice, sloshy soup~”
(prey) “Don’t—mm! MMmMPH! Ngh! Help! Someone! I don’t wanna be digested!”
“Huh, looks like your food hasn’t accepted that she’s food yet.”
(prey) “Please! L-let me go! I don’t deserve this!”
“Eh, we can get back to studying later. I’m having too much fun with this belly rub.”
“Aw, come on, you know you love it~ Just sit back and relax!”
(prey) “Stop ignoring me! I’ll find you a replacement meal, I swear!”
“Shhh~ Just melt down like a good little snack~”
(prey) “I’m...I’m literally melting, though. How can I be calm at a time like this?”
“Just enjoy the grace of my gentle touch, the smooth, undulating motions of the stomach surrounding you as it massages your whole body~”
(prey) “I knew you two were trouble from the moment I laid eyes on you...damn it, I should’ve just run.”
“Relaaaax, hun~ All your cares and worries are literally melting away. Your only job now is to be sustenance.”
(prey) “No....no...I’m not food...I can’t be...”
“Hehe...she’s getting pretty sloshy in there. Won’t be long now before—”
“Oh! Wow, I think that’s a new record. Yup, she’s definitely just a mushy soup now...heh.”
“All full? Yeah, don’t worry. I’ll go ahead and finish off this pizza.”
“I’m still jealous, though...I bet she was super delicious.”
“Mmm, all gone! Now, let’s get to studying for that final.”
“Yeah, but... well...I guess we could watch a few episodes before then...”
“Yup, let’s procrastinate some more. I’m too scatterbrained to focus on anything right now anyway. Let’s fucking go!”
“Hmm? Oh, nah, you just fell asleep on the couch. It’s morning already.”
“Damn, she really did a number on you. I didn’t expect her to be so fattening.”
“I’m not saying I don’t like it! Although maybe you’ll finally accept my invite to hang out at the gym, hehe~”