"Eating your teacher" Script Preview (Patreon)

“Welcome, class! Good morning! I hope you all slept well.”

“Today, as part of our dive into the unit on the human body, we will be going over a hands-on digestion lab!”

“Now, I need a volunteer!”

“No one? Well, I’ll just have to pick someone, then.”

“Let’s see...eenie meenie miney...you.”

“Yes, you. Come forward, please!”

“You have only one job, and that’s to stay still as I consume you whole. I’d give you extra credit for this, but, well, you’ll have little use for that once my stomach is through with you.”

“Now—oh! You have quite a firm grip! Quit struggling or else I’ll be forced to—! OHH! Goodness...”

“Such powerful swallows. You’re quite the talented student!”

“Ah, very well done. That was an expertly pulled-off crane maneuver.”

“You do realize that I was the one who was supposed to eat you, correct? Not the other way around?”

“I figured as much, but did eating your professor really seem like a good idea?”

"At least you'll learn something from this."

“Pay attention, class! I’m about to show you how to properly escape a stomach.”

“Now, the first step is to get your bearings.”

“Now we press on and give the stomach a little beating. You really gotta show it who’s boss.”

“Your stomach is a lot tougher than I thought it would be! I can tell you eat people often! Listen well, class: the more prey you consume, the more endurance your stomach will have! This is a prime example.”

“I see you’re trying to limit my movements by squeezing your stomach. That’s a valid strategy, but I’m afraid it won’t work! People who are skilled in escaping know how to agitate the stomach even in the most tightly packed situations.”

“Felt that one, did you? I bet you’re starting to sweat a little right about now. When I get out of here, I’m going to enjoy gulping you down and putting you in your proper place.”

“What are...oh, so you found the digestive aids I had in my desk. I may be in a bit of trouble here, class! If someone could call the principal to sort this out, that would be greatly appreciated!”

“Ngh! As I’m sure you all know, the stomach is full of several acid-producing glands that awaken into a hyper state of productivity when large prey, such as myself, enter the stomach. Stomach acid is steadily rising as I speak; it’s already up to my waist! Weaker prey might give up at this point, but there’s still ample opportunity for escape.”

“Neh, that one hurt quite a bit. You wouldn’t digest your dear old professor, now, would you...?”

“Damn it, this is far beyond my pay grade...”

“Fret not, class! Please, everyone stay in your seats! You’re not all dismissed yet. I’m making good progress.”

“Goodness...this is quite embarrassing.”

“The acid level has risen to my shoulders now. It’s getting very difficult to combat the stomach’s natural churning motions.”

"Ugh...this... you've presented me with quite the challenge...ah... I...u-uh... class is dismissed! Everyone, please...! Don't you worry, I'll be out of here soon! Don't forget to do your homework on the effects of post digest—ngh!—ion.”

“I hate to admit it, but you're... remarkable. It seems your body has bested me...!"

“Well, I applaud your technique. I was going to eat you, so I suppose it’s only fair that you turned things around. Still, I’m surprised to be beaten by a mere student! I think I’m going to...settle in and digest now. At least you’ve got a nice figure. I hope I can pad out those supple hips of yours, hehe... I apologize for any, uh...discomfort I cause you on the way out, but it’s sort of out of my hands!”

“Goodness, your stomach is awfully needy! I can feel it...I’m...almost...I think it’s gonna...”